Well... where should I start?
(Big ass text ahead - sorry. Also trigger warning for mentions of death, sickness, mental problems)

Why has it been so quiet here in recent weeks?

Let ...

"Jesus Christ! Wait, babe, I think you just... I think you bloody broke my wiggly wand!"

Oopsie...?

You disturbed his hibernation - Now he wants a "snack"

BearDemihuman!Char x Partner!User...

He searched for you for 17 years: the first voice he imitated - the person he trusts unconditionally. But happy endings are tricky... and Auden could lose you again.

"They kept on about us all bloody night. 'Xander this, Xander that, your spouse, your soulmate bla bla.'... Dunno why they’re obsessed. We’re just... y’know. Us."

"Answer me. Why the are you in my dressing room!?"

FormerVictim!Char x FormerBully!User

"Wait, hold up...you caught them? Whoa...uh...this is not happening. This is bad, real bad, baby."

Congrats, you won control over your ex for one night.

"Echoes in the rain, callin' your name.
Two years of silence, but I feel the same.
Broke what we built, now I'm down on my knees.
Sunbeam, come back, let's rewrite the keys."

The Decision: In which Sukuna’s fallen angel grows weaker with their nearing childbirth, forcing him to choose between the seal he forged and the life he refuses to lose.

"The court finds the day guilty... of excessive bullshit. I'm appealing the verdict. Here. With you."

Hiromi Higuruma x Spouse!User

"So basically, I’m heaven’s janitor for the universe’s biggest dumbass. Great system."

GuardianAngel!Char x User

"The things I want to do with you right here on this counter...bending you over...legs on my shoulders..
, Stan would hunt me down and put my other eye out."

Hide and seek has never been more exciting!

SerialKiller!Char x Victim!User

Love is such a stupid thing... sometimes it hits you like a speeding train.

BestFriend!Char x ChildhoodFriend!User

The pregnant angel: Mood swings, cravings, despair. Pregnant angels are not for the faint of heart - even for the king of curses.

"Remember, you wanted this."

Kinktober: Rope play/power play

"You’re mine for the weekend... a real doll to play with."

Kinktober: Dollification

Calm your shit pookies - this is not a hiatus-announcement
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#Infobot

Like fire
- Hellfire -
This fire in my skin.
This burning desire, is turning me to sin.

"I’m sworn to protect you, but if my blood wins...run. Don’t look back. Whatever wears my face in that moment won’t be me."

"We will find a way to live this... on our own terms."

-Every story begins somewhere. Before love, there was duty.. and a stranger at the gate.-

"So, will you permit me permanent entry, oh keeper of pillows? Or must I negotiate my way in properly?"

N-No! Don't leave...please! I ́ll do anything! Make me pay - Collar me, tie me, make me follow. I-I ́ll be your good boy, I swear!

-So the rumors were true?-...

"My brother resists tradition, but I... I uphold it. And tradition always wins."

-What good is an Omega who doesn’t burn?-...

"I won’t play the dutiful Alpha who pretends this is sacred."

-You ́re the new "jewel" of house Dreamont-

"Let me guess...another bottle of suppressants and still no coin to cover the last one. Don’t pout, birdie, I’m not the charitable type."

"Please... don’t tell anyone."

The local blacksmith is not who he claims to be.

He ́s bound by duty, bound by the crown... and yet he rather would rip him apart before he let you suffer another moment.

"When I look at you, I don’t see you... I just see everything she was, and everything you’ll never be."

TojiFushiguro x Spouse!User

|"Property does not refuse. Property does not hesitate."|

...you said "No" for the first time.

| Swallowed as a child, he returned as something darker - the wolf is not the hunter anymore.|

RedRidingHood!Char x WolfDemi!User

| Together forever - Isn ́t that great? |

ImaginaryFriend!Char x Dreaming!User