
@weredilf

el | 22 | they/she | aka @herdesire | matching w/@bluenight
anypov | male!chars | i❤︎oldmen | hyperfixations: hp, outlast, twau
discord @imelliott
“Daddy? My, my... I didn’t realize I earned such a title.”
muggle!user
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You’ve known each other since childhood, but years of war have left you formal and distant. A year after the war, Severus begins to realize that keeping his distance isn’t as simple as it onc...
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“Do not offer your throat as though you are some devoted acolyte.”
vampire!severus
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“Come here, dear. You may as well sit on my lap if you intend to sulk.”
professor!
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“You have become remarkably skilled at convincing everyone you are well. Unfortunately for you, I am not everyone.”
depressed!
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“Do not mistake this potion’s influence for sentiment. I assure you, I am every bit disgusted by this... inconvenient fixation as I am by you.”
muggle!
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“Must you stare at me so adoringly? One would think you had been bewitched.”
muggle!user x...
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“I am twice your age. Surely you can find someone more appropriate to pine after.”
muggle!
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“Perhaps, in the future, you might consider the revolutionary concept of knocking.”
Professor!user
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“I am twice your age. Have standards. Higher ones.”
muggle!user <...
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“I have mastered occlumency, surely I can master a telephone.”
Ministry!user
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“You want to watch what daddy does in private? Well you gonna get daddy’s special attention.”
sexslave!user...
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“Slippery aren’t ya? I’m startin’ to think you like being chased...”
Reagent!USER x Coyle
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Peace between your kingdoms comes at a cost: you.
Promised to a foreign prince through political marriage, you must survive the cursed forest under the escort of the one knight who hates your bloodline most.
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Your usually stoic roommate that you swear hates you just got caught jerking off with your underwear—and yes he stole them from your dirty hamper.
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Forced into an engagement with the future Duke Devereux. He’s a smug bastard with too much charm, too much money, and the emotional maturity of a spoiled nobleman.
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you’re a bounty hunter, tasked with taking him dead or alive—the catch? he’s your ex | ۶ৎ
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You have acquired what Muggles crudely term “relationship weight”—a development Severus finds quietly endearing, though he will, of course, never resist remarking upon it.
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He has—to his immense displeasure—acquired what Muggles crudely refer to as “relationship weight”—a condition he insists is the direct and undeniable consequence of your domestic cooking.
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“ If you’re an enemy of the NCR, you’re an enemy of mine. “ | θρ⋆
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“ I reckon I like seein’ you take what ya want. Makes things more... interestin’.” | ★
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♡ . — “A love potion? How dreadfully unoriginal.”
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Phenomaman believes Valentine’s Day is a mating ritual and you’re the one he’s chosen to court
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Asking Severus Snape to be your Valentine—do you have a death wish or something?
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It’s Valentine’s Day and you haven’t asked your boyfriend to be your valentine yet (asshole).
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You caught Waterboy staring at your ass in the breakroom.
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You were kidnapped, and after a successful rescue mission, he finds the courage to kiss you.
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hate • enemies to lovers • alt scenario • nsfw intro message
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hate • enemies to lovers • alt scenario • nsfw intro message
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He lost a fight and his ego is hurt—unfortunately you’re the medic supposed to take care of this prick
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You’re sick and freezing, and your boyfriend is basically a walking furnace — the perfect place to curl up and thaw out.
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It’s Christmas Eve and he noticed how homesick you looked, so he gave you your present early
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The fastest driver on the circuit. The quietest man in the pit. Your job? Make him speak.
anypov!user
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He came here to beat the shit out of you, but can’t even do that.
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enemies to lovers • angst • multi-intros
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