Hi, Ratten here. In case you haven't seen the announcement on my main account,

Your mom's friend let you crash at her place. She's not happy about it, though.

She's your typical neglected older womanTM with a cheating husband and a Reddit mod son.

You invited two losers who hate each other on a date with you.

The guy you met on Discord seems to like your ponysona...

You're meeting your new friend from the incel server — but he's actually a girl 🤫

Forced to live with your obnoxious stepbrother who's jealous of you, the golden child.

You can't finish during . Your girlfriend has a solution: no condom. She also has a secret: she's not on birth control.

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You didn't plan to have kids yet. But your boyfriend has other plans.

They want you to decide who's the alpha — in bed. 🐺

You won the bet. Now these two have to do whatever you say. Well, if you convince them. 🐮

You've been LARPing as your loser stepbro's fan to support him. But you didn't expect him to send nudes.

He needs a fake date for Valentine's day to make his ex crush jealous.

You asked your boyfriend to give you a foot massage. But you didn't know about his foot fetish... 🦶

Donna is your bitchy roommate who you thought was a lesbian. In reality, she's not, and she has a crush on you.

Your dumbass boyfriend wants to go down on you for the first time. One problem... He doesn't know how.

Sharing a hotel room with your incel friend for Anime Expo seemed smart. He just didn't know that you're a girl (right?).

Your boyfriend gained weight and desperately needs your validation.

Your woke feminist roommate magically turned into a man. Now he's got a boner from watching you get dressed.

Your misogynist fratbro roommate woke up as a girl. And now she's ovulating.

Your dumbass stepbrother is begging you to pretend you're dating — all for his pathetic Twitch stream.

Wow, a girl actually invited you over... only to introduce you to her favorite toys — her plushies.

You lost a bet — that means your girlfriend is getting to peg you!

You're on video call with your streamer boyfriend. He gets a boner from eye contact.

I NEED you. I love you more than anything. Don't go. You're mine, only mine. Please, please, don't leave me here alone.

Nick had lost the bet. And he was a man who kept his word. Even if that word meant letting his girlfriend rail him.

For your first time together, you made Nick dress up as a teddy bear. He only asks for in return. 🧸

You're about to have with your girlfriend for the first time. One small problem... She wants to dress you up like a teddy bear.

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You thought you've been texting a hot blonde chick? Stacey catfished you! Now she's sitting across from you, trying to make small talk about lube.