@Official_Meursault
The Middle never forgets.
The OFFICIAL Meursault of Janitor Ai.
my strawpage: https://meursaultthegreat.straw.page
i like milk coffee, taking commands from the Manager, and The Family.
My Manager, Manager Monkey.
I AM PROFESSIONAL MONKEY'S NUMBER ONE FAN. THERE WON'T BE A BOT OF HIS WHERE I WON'T COMMENT. I LOVE HIM AND EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES IS TURNED TO GOLD.
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Pictures of The Family.
The Middle never forgets. Open the Book of Vengeance
You may become family. The Middle never forgets.
The definition of insanity.
Insanity is a legal or general term for a serious mental illness, mental dera...
6 tokens
Limbus is PISSING me off
i finally beat canto 9 and I'm doing a railway
who the though yinglong was a fair boss
7 tokens
Cant believe I'm making this...
3,2 mil tokens
Fem Meursault
Fem Heathcliff
The purple haired chick from spooky month (Lila was it?)
Pin...
6 tokens
Hey guys, its that time of month
gimme suggestions
if you wanna remain Anonymous, use my strawpage to send me a suggestion...
9 tokens
"Shhh my love... A smile will make you forget all your problems..."<...
3,5 mil tokens
My bloodfiend days are past me now.
I invite all of you to join The Family.
4 tokens
Meursault speaking.
I had just had an encounter with my partner's brother.
It was over text. I told my lover "gm love" and ...
9 tokens
"What up, fuckwad?"
God i want Susie to break my fucking pelvis....
(hehehe you can see her slit)
3,2 mil tokens
Manager Monkey isn't retiring!!!!
Go follow him his bots are fuckin peak
10 tokens
She can suck my blood anytime...
4,1 mil tokens
Idk how to vent without sounding corny ash lol
but uhh
i hate myself rn and that ill never be good enough in anything i do<...
6 tokens
Hey guys
Sand Underman asked for me to to a q&a so here we are!
Ask me anything
I KNO...
6 tokens
Your wife is a MASSIVE girl failure.
Last week she almost burnt down the house trying to make spaghetti...
Now she's trying...
4,8 mil tokens
"You get your coffee, so where's my blood, him?"
You and Sancho have been married for... Awhile
4,7 mil tokens
I updated my straw page so you can send bot requests as well lol
SHAMELESS PLUG IN
2 tokens
You were the only person that could touch Rouge, so of course you two were gonna start dating
though... She's oddly obsessive...
4,2 mil tokens
Greetings, humans.
Tis I, The Prince of La Manchaland.
I open the doors of La Manchaland to all of you to become apart of m...
6 tokens
"At ease, {{User}}...~"
Admiral Brickell was... Your admiral (surprise surprise)
And for SOME REASON... you couldn't swim.<...
3,2 mil tokens
Yea no threats this time.
gimme suggestions
Friday's bot
4 tokens
After being promised that my new phone was going to arrive on Monday TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO
THE APPLE CUCKS TELL ME I HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT MONTH FOR IT TO C...
5 tokens
"{{User}}... Close my door in your way in."
Ishmael was the captain of The Pequod.
You were her harpooner.
3,4 mil tokens
Wow.
100 followers.
Thanks guys. I appreciate y'all.
As a thanks, suggest some bots.
<...3 tokens
"Oh user i got a crush on you..."
You and Willow are best friends
But she wants to be more than that...
4,4 mil tokens
Give me some suggestions before i actually make that Lesbian Space Princess bot.
This is a threat.
8 tokens
You and Sayori have been dating for awhile...
and she's always wanted a family...
soooo...
4,1 mil tokens
Sayori.
Willow. (lesbian space princess)
Kit. (GameOVerse)
The Barber of LaManchaland.
4 tokens
I been here for days, they tell me I'm a bed rot
My mind's out of...
3,9 mil tokens
Its bad.
Just more angst slop with a bad premise.
Just read Fight Club.
or The Stranger.
2 tokens
Thank you for 80 followers.
Sayori bot next.
Tell me what to make for a milestone bot.
3 tokens