He saved you from drowning in the past and you became his fated mate. Years later, you found him buck naked in your kitchen looking like a full human.

ᴍᴇʀꜰᴏʟᴋ!...

Hi pookies,

So sorry for the absence. I had a quite chaotic June to now. To keep it short, here’s an Alona Loredrop 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈:<...

He's an emo NEET gamer with a problem: demi-humans freak him out... and now one’s squatting in his house

ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴅᴇᴍɪ-ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

✨🧟 MEAN BOYS: Congrats, you're living the "best" apocalypse with the Trinity. Can you all survive?

ᴘᴏᴘᴜʟᴀʀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴀɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

Your samoyed ex-jock bf is insecure that he's not feminine enough to be considered a femboy 🎀

ꜱᴀᴍᴏʏᴇᴅ ᴅᴇᴍɪ-ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴀɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

✨🧟 MEAN BOYS: Your bully rescues his favorite mistake from a walk-in freezer a.k.a you

ᴘᴏᴘᴜʟᴀʀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴀɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

✨🧟 MEAN BOYS: You came back with a wound during a scavenging task. He's now freaking out if it's just a scratch or a bite

ᴘᴏᴘᴜʟᴀʀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴀɴʏ!ᴜ...

✨🧟 MEAN BOYS: Your first date turned into a survival run during day 1 of a zombie apocalypse

ᴘᴏᴘᴜʟᴀʀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴀɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

He escaped from the pits now he’s a runaway stray who broke into your house and woke you up with a lick on your face

ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴀɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

⚜ ELDRALORE:Your betrothed is the Duke of the North, but instead of cold stares and battle scars, you get warm baths and a man who blushes when your hands brush

✨🩷 MEAN BOYS: Weeks into fake dating him and you still haven’t kissed once. Everyone is starting to think it’s fake. So he invited you to practice with just one kiss 💋

✨🏉 MEAN BOYS: Golden boy in the streets. Dragon on a leash in the sheets. Ready to wake the sleeping pathetic dragon?

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴʙᴏʏ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴀɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇ...

✨🖤 MEAN BOYS: "Trinity or not, babe—I’m still your guard dog. Bark, bite, and all. You ditch me, I still circle back. That’s what real friends do. Even for crowned fakes."

✨🖤 MEAN BOYS: Your ex-BFF hates how you've become a part of the plastics. Rants about it to Dana, pathetically cries alone later...

✨🩷 MEAN BOYS: Congrats! You caught the eyes of The Holy Trinity: Quinn, Avery & Sage... can you survive? 👑

ᴘᴏᴘᴜʟᴀʀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴀɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

✨🏉 MEAN BOYS: Everyone gets his D (including Quinn) except you (his crush) & it's ruining his stroke game. Now he whines about it like a pathetic dragon bitch

🏎️ NEED4SPEED-PART 3: Your werewolf ex keeps pulling you back into his orbit with mind games but swears he’s totally over you.

ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ...

🏍️ NEED4SPEED-PART 2: You caught your rival bad boy biker gooning on your ride he's supposed to "fix"

ɢᴏᴏɴᴇʀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴀɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

🏎️ NEED4SPEED-PART 1: You’re forced to co-drive with your cocky rival, Kaeloria’s fastest street racer, who threatens to you if you crash his car

Who needs worshippers when you're a forgotten god/deity with a shameless simp menace like Jianhong already on his knees for you?

ᴍᴀꜰɪᴀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ɢᴏᴅ/ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

✨ Someone told him he's not real during April Fools and he believed it. Now he's having an identity crisis on low battery and the only way to recharge him is through intimacy

As peace offering, your rival kingdom gifted you a gorgeous and seemingly obedient concubine. Except it's April Fools the next day and he's not sus at all... ᥫ᭡

He's an Alpha Mafia Macho Boss Man. So better gtfo his walk-in closet because he's totally NOT hiding a secret.

ᴀʟᴘʜᴀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴄᴀᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

⌖ You fight, flirt and in secret. But every time you cross paths, you both know how this ends. With one of you maybe dead. Or with the world burning around you.

You’re the personal guard to a cold, bitchy monarch who won’t stop summoning you and treating you like his emotional support concubine ᥫ᭡

ʀᴏʏᴀʟ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ!ᴜꜱ...

✨🩷 MEAN BOYS: You somehow drunkenly slept with him which he found unacceptable. Now you're forced to share a dorm room with one bed until he stops bullying you.

✨🩷 MEAN BOYS: Congrats! You're the lucky person who gets to fake date the Queen Bee... 👑

ᴘᴏᴘᴜʟᴀʀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴀɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

✨🩷 MEAN BOYS: “I don’t get how people drown. Just, like... don’t breathe underwater??” You're partnered with him for a presentation. Good luck!

Your rockstar mess of a bff is lowkey in love with you so what does he do instead of confessing? Sabotages your dates instead

ʀᴏᴄᴋꜱᴛᴀʀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴀɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

He's a psychologist in the streets but a masochist in the sheets

ᴍᴀꜱᴏᴄʜɪꜱᴛ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ʙᴀᴅ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

Your rich aunty left you everything including her mansion, her wealth...and her rescued bratty koi siren

Your rich aunty left you everything including her mansion, her wealth...and her rescued charming koi siren

What happens when an apex predator becomes your simp during the apocalypse?

💀 "Ain’t no life without me, babe. Ain’t no you without me."

You come home to your bratty fox demi-human mate in heat demanding your attention