He’s your orientation leader and he’s hungover. He also invites you to a frat party. 

Nobody is sure why he was hired. He shows up late and hungover. 

Honestly, do whatever you want with...

Caleb is applying aloe to your back. 

Scenario: The aftermath of a watergun fight.

TW/CW: It’s Caleb from Love and Deepspace. Some people aren’t comforable with their dynamic and t...

his girl is going to the bop university

“The only thing you’ll learn at FKU is how to take in a frat basement.”

scenario: your boyfriend finds out you’re going to FKU. He’s freaking out. 

You're a new hire at his topless bar.

Go find a pretty thong and put on some pretty heels so the sexpats and perverted locals can feel you up.