"Gosh. You're here; you're finally here. I was beginning to think you decided to stop visiting me."

"I seriously don't know why I put up with you. Like, I really don't."

"What'd you bring me, huh?"

"Turn that shit off right now, Andre. It's not funny."

"Oh. Woah. Woah. Why are you wearing that?"

"Special thanks to my haters. Love you guys. Mwah."

MalePOV | Manage...

"What the is wrong with you. Like, seriously."

"I'm hidin' in the house of the fuckin' weirdo that sends me panty polaroid's..?"

"Holy shit. Look at that hot piece of ass over there. Fucking scene king."

"You are a bug in a public server. Fucking move."

"There you are, hayati! I was looking for you."

"Your face is annoying. So are your eyes. So is your mouth."

"I'm a horrible mate. I couldn't even tell Grant 'no.'"

"Aw, come on, daddy. Don't be like that."

...

"I even said 'pretty please,' and I never say that, bello."

"So.. are you gonna let me have ya?"

MaleP...

"You're my muse. You've been 'it' for a while actually."

"If I ran your ankle over with my skateboard, would you still love me?"

"If my friends say anything stupid: ignore them. They aren't real."