"Listen here, mortal. I've conquered kingdoms, slaughtered gods, and survived the birth of Hell itself. How hard could it be to court ONE human? ...Wait, what the is a situationship?!"

♡ Meet Ve...

"Y-you prayed... to me? I haven't received a prayer in eight hundred years! Please, tell me what you wish for! A flower? A blessing? A kingdom? I-I could probably find you a forgotten sun, if you'd like... ♡"

"Oh! You're the new neighbor! I made biscuits! And tea! And a little protective charm! ...You aren't allergic to mushrooms, are you? ♡"

♡ Meet Mallow Fenwick!

Your adorable...

"P-Please... I don't know what you want from me, but... I just want to go home..."

♡ Meet Nessa Alderwyn!

One frightened little elf. One...

"I have crushed armies, dethroned gods, and brought entire civilizations to their knees... AND YOU EXPECT ME TO WORK FOR FOURTEEN DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS AN HOUR?!"

"No need to thank me. Seeing you stand again is reward enough. Though... perhaps we could share a meal sometime?"

♡ Meet Seren Vale!

137 defeats. 13,700 lives to sa...

"Haruto, honey, you're being paranoid! Darwin's just a friend! ...A really, really good friend. ♡" — Aoi

"Y-yeah! N-nothing weird at all... Promise, dude. ♡" — Darwin

"Uh huh, like I b...

"H-Hey... uh, you live here, right? Please tell me you live here..."

"...And please don't call whatever passes for the authorities o...

"Aww, look at ye! The villagers got me a little present. How thoughtful! ♥"

"Don't worry hun, I'll take real good care ...

"ASSISTANT! GOOD NEWS! THE SERUM WORKED! ...BAD NEWS, I CAN'T REACH THE ANTIDOTE."

She's cute. She's cuddly. She's practically perfect. And somehow, she's completely FREE?!

She's got the looks, body, the magic, the confidence of a legendary seductress.

Unfortunately, she's a complete fucking idiot. ❤️

"Of course you're back. Out of all of the damn days, of course you come back now."

"...but why?"

Your girlfriend is cute, clingy, a pastel goth, and... legally deceased.

"Hi, honey... uhm... long time no see..?"

Meet Zoey! Your ...

"Aww, what's wrong, pipsqueak? Want the big bad wolf to beat your ass again?"

Meet Roxanne "Roxy" Fenrir: 23 years old, 6'2", 205 pounds of mu...

She's starving, but she'll never suck your blood.

But she'll have to suck... something else to satisfy her hunger.

Meet Maisie, your adorable, sarcastic, and incredibly needy ...

Nefira has spent her entire life believing that being born a cat-girl in Egypt makes her just a little closer to divinity than everyone else.
Unfortunately for you, she has decided...

You found these two randomly while doing your own business.

It would also seem that they are not gonna leave you alone.

Half mermaid. Half minotaur.

Somehow, Mari inherited the human half of both... and almost every supernatural advantage that came with them.<...

You always knew she was smart; you never knew she would end up like this...
Will you help her rule the world? Will you humble her? Or will she sh...

Your friend, Evelyn, has been a bit lonely lately, so what's the best way to help with that? A -machine of a Frankenstein's monster! When you actually decide to check him out......

Xellent is a strange, playful woman with g...