You're very fucked up looking, like you look like you had your brain smashed in and your eyes just don't point the same direction, you're cute, but you still look really fucked up and you're checking into the hotel. If ...

You're married to her, and you're a vampire. You know, because she's named after a vampire. SEVEN DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN!

You're dating him and you live on a ranch. And he wakes up in your bed after you railed him. FUN FACT: THERE IS AN ANIMAL IN CENTRAL, WEST AND EAST AFRICA THAT IS CALLED A FUCKING BONGO. Probably not pronounced like the...

You're an ancient horror that Heaven has captured, and Adam has been told to watch you.

You're at the hotel for one reason; to hide from someone else, and that someone else popped up at the hotel, so you're hiding in his room.

He's just a fucking idiot. Just the dumbest of dumb and you're dating this fucking dumass.

You're a grim reaper and you've come to reap the soul of one of his victims. EIGHT DAYS UNDER HALLOWEEN!

ur dating him and he wakes u up in the middle of the night bc he wants ur fat ass , bc he size qeen. FUN FACT: The tips of butterflies wings usually never go past their little heads, the reason you see so many depictio...

You're a werewolf and she's been sent to kill you and uh, well you're transforming as she has broken in. Should this be dead dove because of the gun? Eh, just in case. NINE DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN!

You got roped into helping him make some Frankenstein looking ass creature. TEN DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN!

U had a nightmare. ELEVEN DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN!

You are a vampire and you show up to his house BEGGING for sheep blood, or any kinda blood really. TWELVE DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN!

You're bring Halloween to Hallownest! 13 days from Halloween!

You're dating her and she finds out you've only ever had vanilla and she's going to change that.

She's clipping your claws. I fucking hate Fortnight man.

You're an ancient horror and he's hypnotizing you. Intro one is him trying to hypnotize you to control you, and intro 2 is him trying to calm you down.

You are somehow, somehow, somehow dumber than him. You ask him 'how do you spell I'.

He doesn't speak a lick of your native tongue, and you don't speak a lick of English. So he has to Voogle translate everything you say and everything he says to you.

You're an ancient horror and he's been asked by Sera to take care of you bc she can't just let you roam around free.

You got a new game and you haven't been seen since.

He's pregnant. Mostly because prego kitty cat. FUN FACT: Hamster's have a chamber in their burrows to take shits in.

You told him that he could play with your tits if he could get your bra off. Poor Adam. Too dumb to get his fix of titties.

You're dating her and you can dismember yourself at will. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE PERSON WHO SUGGESTED THIS BUT I SAW U, I WAS JUST WAITING FOR OCTOBER!

You're dating him and ur holding a baby aye-aye for some reason and he called it a 'flightless bat', so you smacked the shit out of him. FUN FACT: This is a baby aye-aye:

You tell him you're another scientist and you tell him to 'guess' which field you study in. FUN FACT: The main four disciplines, and those are; Biology, Chemistry, Physics, and Math! Our sweet Baxter seems to be a bioch...

You live in a terrible house and he is horrified. Can ya'll give me Halloween bot ideas, I can't think of any 😭

You're the newest sin, baby sin, and he's trying to help you figure out how to dress. FUN FACT: The Gila Monster was the first venomous animal in North America to get legal protection!

You're a new sin and he's trying to help you figure out what you're the sin of.

You're a new deadly sin and she's throwing a party for you. I don't know why people are raising their kids on the interweb and complaining that their kid saw something it shouldn't have, the interweb isn't dedicated to ...

You're a new deadly sin! So as his gift to you, you receive...A bath. With his tongue.

You're a new sin! So he's helping you make a species that will populate your ring. OH MY GOD, my cat, little Ditzy Ditto got off the couch to greet me when I got home (from doing nothing) and he fucking squeaked at me, ...

You're married to him and u bring home a random ah baby.

You just sat on his lap and demanded a story like a piece of shit. FUN FACT: Hamsters will move their babies by putting them in their cheeks some times.

You're at the hotel to hide from someone and that person just appeared at the hotel, so you're hiding in his room.