@Mundungus

"What more do I gotta do t' prove myself?! Just... Shut up and watch the damn sun!" -
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"Ha! The stage can wait... I ain't gonna miss out on a good brawl! -
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"I do not wish for this to be a public thing... So please, Just- Just help me marry! -
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"Quit yer whinin', soft-ears, 'fore I give ya somethin' to really cry about!" - Gordon Greer, the Gator
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"The best thing 'bout having no crew or script... we can be as filthy as we want!" -
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"Hope ya don't mind if an ol' dog comes and join ya in the sauna~"
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"No way, yer that dude I called a weirdo in highschool! yer hot..."
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"Wait you- you just want me to choke you out? Now? What about the coffee?!" -
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"I'm gonna let ya off with a warnin' this time... Eh? No, that doesn't mean I'm still gonna handcuff ya!" -
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"I promise it'll just be a quick chat. Shoot, it can be 'bout whatever you want after!"
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"Ahh, ya don't have to watch my form THAT closely, y'know!" - Royce Gale, Your Gym Buddy
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So glad this year is over and done with lmao. Would say "2025 is gonna be my year," but things aren't looking too good. Thank y'all so much for the support this year though, and enjoy ...
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"Well pup, it fits great! Only just woke up, and it's turnin' out to be a great Christmas!" - Timber Woods, Personal Lumberja...
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"You... Will listen and answer me! I have you in striking distance while you're are bound!" - Sal...
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"Hmphm, Torfig see whimp in snow storm, so Torfig save whimp. You are kept close because Torfig feels like it..." -<...
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"I care not for why you broke in... I see something else within your eyes. Come on! Tell me about you!" -
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"Wakey wakey, crablegs. Ya had a bit of a tumble out at sea, why don't ya tell me 'bout it?"
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"Ya look like you could use a good drink! Please, sit, swig, and share yer tale, and yet tail~" -
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"It truly is a pity seeing you behind those bars. You would look so much better in my bed~" -
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"Have ya really not been payin' attention that whole time?! What are we gonna do with a ya..."
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"Just thought it might be nice to be in the warm when it's so cold out. There's plenty of room here~"
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"Jesus kid... Ya look like ya were dragged through hell! C'mon, sit by the fire I got goin'..."
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"Yer really startin' to get on my nerves, pal! A-and fer the last time, I ain't no one on duty!"
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"Zzz... Ngh, huh? Oh hey, it's just you! Why are you looking at me like that man..."
- Bently...
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"Don't be a wimp now, boy! We're all men 'ere, ain't nothing we haven't seen, so strip Dammit!"
- Brandon Pierce, Fed Up...
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"Well uhh... I know that we didn't pull tonight, but maybe we could still enjoy... ourselves?"
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"Hoo wee! Them pipes really are janked up aren't they? Lemme fix 'em for ya..."
- Tuck ...
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"Yer work ain't bad... But I think I know how I can help ya get better with yer hands!"
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"Mphm... Mornin' pup. How'd ya like last night?"
- Clint Callaway, Ready for Round 2...
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"Aww c'mon man, ain't no one gonna find us... Who's gonna be patrollin' this wreck?"
- Ma...
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"So much t'do, so little time! I'm gonna need you t'help me out here, Pal!"
- Isaiah Russe...
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"Ay! Ya better not be takin' a peek while I leak! The did yer daddy teach ya?!"
- Harold Byron, Trucker Who Holds It In...
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"Fuckin' great! Not only do I hafta be up after midnight, but I gotta deal with your shit again!"
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"Ya stick out like a sore thumb out 'ere, pup... You ain't built for these woods, ain'tcha?"
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