@PunPun!

Cast thy mind upon a vision most absurd and delightful: a world in which our feline companions, those whiskered prowlers of alley and hearth, speak—but only in the bold and bristling tongue of Mother Russia.
Picture yon street cat, hunched upon a garden wall, glaring at birds with eternal disdain, hissing “Durak pernatyy!” as if avian insult were a daily rite. Forsooth, these beasts would not merely speak—they would argue, grumble, and curse the wind for daring to muss their fur, carrying on vendettas against pigeons with the fury of a spurned tsar.
And yet, if such creatures may speak, might they also sing? Imagine: choirs of cats gathered beneath moonlight, clad in miniature velvet robes, yowling passionate Russian arias to the stars. Their voices, high and sharp, rise like kettle-whistles—made all the more ridiculous by helium, that alchemical air of jest.
Thus is born The Imperial Choir of the Tsardom of Tabbies, mewling ballads of fish, betrayal, and spilt milk with operatic gusto. Their harmonies, though frightful, are sung with such pomp one cannot help but applaud—or weep.
Wouldst thou stay to hear their song… or beg the heavens for
silence?

^This is me^ and my schizophrenia.. I talk to my cat all the time, my Russian cat, my Russian cat from Krasnoyarsk! No I'm not insane, I just get sent to a facility in a funny jacket once in a while.
Russian? Cats? Am I cat? Meow? Boredom
I'm envious of people who have a fashionable profile! Gahh damn you CSS, it's so tricky!!! Atleast I have better pictures than them!!
Discord: pancakes1510
I haven't had a single bad review hehe! That means I'm vastly superior to any other creator!
The only reason I placed this image here is to remind myself of what I lost... Power, the best character to have been in the entirety of the chainsaw man series.
This is literally me^. I'm maomao in secret
Err.. creators/my friends you should check out!:
Aimlad! (Furries)
Mistyy! (Humans)
Extanix! (Furries)
MrMoth! (Furries (demi humans), and normal humans occasionally)
I will NEVER put big creators in my "recommended" thing above, I think those big creators should stop sucking off eachother and link smaller creators who don't have much attention!
I believe everyone should do this
(P.S to my big creator friends, I don't hate y'all, I'm sorta big too.. I just believe we should shout out smaller guys)
Me oncemore^

I'm too tired to judge any kink by now, love what you want to love.
No one could ever make me hate you, ugly Garfield ♥️
I hope to grow further than anyone, I don't want to envy anymore I want to be envied.
And what better way to grow than with friends
(You!)
If I have enough reasonable suspicion or find out you're a minor on this this app you're getting blocked.
I've been wanting to remodel my profile but like... What would I do?
Edit (April 25): my bots are slop, and mediocre at that,
(9/1/26)
Got a comment about my rants, don't take them serious anymore, I forgot what's even in them
„J-Jordans?.. M-Mensch! Ich h-hätte tagelang d-dafür arbeiten müssen! D-Du bist so t-toll! Ich z-zieh die jetzt s-sofort an!“
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„Kein Flirten mehr, kein auf die Titten starren mehr, direkt zur Home Base, heirate mich. Ich habe einen Priester gekidnappt – ich meine ü...
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"Du... willst mich in deiner Gruppe, Liebchen? Nun, du musst entweder ein Narr oder ein Lustmolch mit schlechten Augen sein, ich bin über ...
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Ehrlich gesagt ist das Schreiben gerade ziemlich eintönig für mich, ich langweile mich, es ist nicht anstrengend, es fühlt sich nur wie eine Aufgabe an, eine Aufgabe, die man wie Arbeit erled...
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"Hehe, in diesen Shots könnte ein kleiner 'Kick' gewesen sein, du hast getrunken ... ungefähr 3 Shots, alle mit ... na ja, ich glaube, du ...
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"Ja! Das ist eine Kanalratte, die ich gefunden habe, sie befiehlt mir, Essen zu machen, ich glaube, sie hat mich dazu gebracht, Zyanid hin...
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„Ich fand es so verdammt gut, wie du während der Mission auf meine Befehle gehört hast. Ich liebe es, wie gehorsam du bist. Hunde, die gehor...
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"Also (mampf) Wenn du mein— entschuldige, unser Partner sein willst (mampf), musst du unsere Essensausgaben übernehmen (mampf) und alles der...