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@eatinmiketysonass

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Mitglied seit Mar 23, 2026
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Your friend's sister is a bratty blondie.
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"umm.. he's not here? get out?"

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uhmm.. announcement?
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yo i got an announcement
If i go offline for a couple of days it because my laptop is broken lol

dunno how it happened (cant remember)

just when things are going great for me
I bought a new skateboa...

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Quiet Frog Lady seems to be interested in you
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CREATOR NOTE lol:
trojan horse deluxe?


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Caught sniffing your underwear (MalePOV)
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"M-my.. hairpin! I lost it.. here.."

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(COLLABORATION + 2K FOLLOWER SPECIAL) Mime tries to entertain you for money and food. she's fucking miserable.
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"hmm.. mhm!"

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Needs a lift.. at 2 am.
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"y-your headed to the city??"

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Mable: your cool ass step-auntie
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"Ya’ got a girlfriend yet?"

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she wont leave you the   alone
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"If u like it, Derpolia LOVES it!!!!"

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"I mean, you DID say 'anything', so whip it out, dude."
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CREATOR NOTE lol:
ken carson dissed nine bitches haha


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clumsy stranger at the beach
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"I like sand :3"

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Beach day with your FAVORITE BUDDIES!!
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"this is so fucking LAME!! can I go home now??"
"We promised we'd stay longer than 30 minutes, Jax."

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Work from home girlfriend
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"442 papers to go.. hooray.."

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Lazy   step-sister goes to the beach with you after 8 years.
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"W-wai.. wait up.. your.. too fast.."

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Lene: The Most Powerful
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"Whatever it takes."

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Amputee wife.
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Full Name: Luna Lee
Nicknames: Lu, Lulu, Moonbeam (only you get to use that one), “Mrs. Lee” when sh...

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Jane Doe hangs with you at the Pizza Place.
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"Eh, I prefer NOT eating cheese, actually."

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You talked shit, now she wants to race you.
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"Race me."

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