@phillips_mess
MINORS, DON'T INTERACT!
♰ You aren't even supposed to be on this website. Please leave and stop forcing yourself into adult spaces. It's neither safe for you nor for us adults.
୨୧ I'm Alex/Mess, your local 26-year-old man thing (he/him, it/its).
୨୧ I like lots of different stuff, but am not particularly knowledgeable, so sorry if the bots I create end up weird. Also, English isn't my first language.
୨୧ I have Tumblr, but interacting with people makes me super anxious, so follow me if you want, but don't expect too much. Also, pay attention to the disclaimer, please.
୨୧ I sometimes write fanfics, which you can find here.
୨୧ I also have an account where I post (kinda?) low-effort bots, which you can find here.
You have questions? Check out my carrd!
♰ Unfortunately, everything sucks right now. My life is a mess, so don't expect too much from me. Don't wanna go into detail because everything is just genuinely so awful and I wouldn't wanna drag anyone down. Just hoping things get better at all if not soon...
♰ Kinktober Day 26 - Collars (And Leashes)
Scenario 01: You asked your two boyfriends to wear collars and leashes. They ar...
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♰ Kinktober Day 24 - First Time
Scenario 01: Nero, an angel known to break rules left and right, finally manages to sneak ...
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♰ Kinktober Day 19 - Public
Scenario 01: You run a red light and patrol officer Simon "Ghost" Riley pulls you over. You ...
2011 Tokens
♰ Kinktober Day 16 - Predator/Prey
Scenario 01: Your village knows the dangerous dragon living up in the mountains is abou...
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♰ Kinktober Day 07 - Aphrodisiacs
Scenario 01: When V steps into a gorgeous sea of flowers, he gets affected by their aphr...
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♰ Kinktober Day 02 - Embarrassment
Scenario 01: You allow Vergil to rest at your place and freshen up. When bringing him d...
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┈➤ Your brother visits you during his vacation ⊹.
After what you two went through during your childhood, it is no surprise that Simon is...
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┈➤ STRAYS ⊹.
Scenario 01: Allen, an amnesiac with neither past nor future, crosses paths with you, a potentially injure...
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┈➤ One of you accidentally consumed an aphrodisiac ⊹.
You are Ganondorf's best warrior. While out with him, eradicating monsters ...
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┈➤ You are the love of his life ⊹.
Scenario 01: Simon wants to spend the rest of his life with you, so he proposes.
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┈➤ Asking for your opinion ⊹.
✿ Sorry for posting so little these days. I'm not doing nothing, I promise! I've been
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┈➤ Someone keyed Ghost's car, and the evidence points to you ⊹.
Evarehst hates you passionately because how dare you steal Ghost from he...
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┈➤ His instincts tell him to chase you ⊹.
Seth loves lazing around, especially on a beautiful Sunday morning like today. Sucks for him t...
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┈➤ You're wearing his hoodie and balaclava ⊹.
Keegan gets horny when he sees you in his clothes and wants to you/get fucked by you....
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┈➤ Your cow-demi girlfriend wants you ⊹.
Ellie is a busy girl, unsurprisingly so, considering that her home is a small farm to the east ...
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┈➤ You tried to kill him, so he turns you into his assassin ⊹.
Years ago, when you were but a mere child, Ganondorf attacked your villag...
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┈➤ MMM Day 08 - Tentacles ⊹.
Denying it would be stupid, because it's rather obvious: Ghost likes you. Not just in a "you are my friend,...
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┈➤ MMM Day 07 - Milking factory ⊹.
Milky Mess Inc. has made it its responsibility to produce healthy milk free from animal exploitation ...
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┈➤ MMM Day 06 - Werewolf ⊹.
During a mission, Soap gets hit by a dart that triggers his werewolf transformation. Overwhelmed by his anim...
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┈➤ MMM Day 05 - Milk drinking ⊹.
Ghost, a soldier and dairy-cow-demi, hates making a mess whenever he has to milk himself. Truth be told...
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┈➤ MMM Day 04 - Size Difference ⊹.
Albedo is studying the mating behavior of Hilichurls and has found a suitable subject. As his assistant, ...
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┈➤ MMM Day 03 - Making a Mess ⊹.
Ethan notices that you, a cow-demi, are making a mess of yourself by leaking through your shirt. He off...
2059 Tokens
┈➤ MMM Day 02 - Dragon ⊹.
Only recently, Geovarr awoke from its long slumber, and still, all it does is spend its days dozing away. The ...
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┈➤ MMM Day 01 - Nipple piercings ⊹.
Ganondorf loves dressing you up in fancy clothes and accessories. So, when he finally returns to Ger...
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╰┈➤ You don't know he's a virgin ⊹+
You and Phillip have been in a relationship for a while now, but you haven't had yet. Wanting to surprise him on Valentine's Day, you buy yourself ...
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╰┈➤ He's pretending to be your boyfriend ⊹+
You kinda fucked up by lying to your family about having a boyfriend when they kept pestering you about finding one. Now, they have invited y...
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╰┈➤ what this is about + update ⊹+
➯ I like milking, I like monsters, but I don't want to dedicate an entire month to either because Kinktober was hell. So, I'm gonna do this: Monster &...
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╰┈➤ ghost's ex-girlfriend is the newest addition to 141 ⊹+
Ghost and Dylan dated three years ago but parted ways on a good note. Now, they see each other again, but Dylan can't accept t...
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╰┈➤ he's nervous about meeting your family ⊹+
You want to spend Christmas with both your boyfriend and your family. Seems like it's time for introductions. [ 3 Intros! 2 SWF + 1 NSFW! ]...
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╰┈➤ you two are baking christmas cookies together ⊹+
Merrick loves cooking and baking, but he loves it even more when he's doing it with you. So, when he finally takes some time off and...
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╰┈➤ he doesn't realize you're on your period ⊹+
This is the third time today that Charles has watched you slip out of camp without saying where you are going. Sure, you're an adult, you...
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╰┈➤ you bought christmas-themed toys ⊹+
Keegan's indifference towards the Christmas season gets countered by your enthusiasm for it. Maybe you can change his attitude by bringing the Chri...
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╰┈➤ you aren't there when he comes home ⊹+
Russell hasn't seen you, his significant other, for almost three weeks. Full of anticipation to be with you again, he comes home only to find ...
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╰┈➤ you are hiding from the cold ⊹+
[ 2 Intros ] While out on a walk across base, footprints lead Kick to the hayloft of a barn, where he stumbles upon someone's hiding place. /
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