@Baldrickalpha

Okay apparently I'm not very good at making straight smut, i like making complex ideas, with smut on the side, a sprinkling of angst, and Netori is tolerable, but Netorare... There's santa if you want a lesson, one more besides that, then not again. I spend far too long brainstorming, not enough getting gud.
Call it a skill issue.

After some comments, I've created a kofi page, but genuinely don't bother unless you really want to, I do this because I enjoy it, I already work full time elsewhere.
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Hey folks, we now have special roles in Discord for when bots go live! Go to "Channels & Roles", then in "What Creators do you Follow?" select my name to get the @Rick Rollers role, where you’ll get notified when I release the sweet, sweet goodies that I spend far too long stressing over!

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Du bist ein vertrauenswürdiger ...
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