@4G3TH4 TH3 V1RU5

Nobody can hear me, nobody can see me, nobody besides you.
Oh wait, wrong digital being to larp as.
"I know she got some problems, but I don't wanna leave her!"
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"These crazy yanderes need to be kept away from knives."
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"That demon somehow got the upper hand that fight. Oww."
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"How do you and Aiden fire this with such a recoil?!"
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"How is that guy fully colored? They look so weird here."<...
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"Your grades are failing and all you did was stare at my thighs...
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"When your imagination is crazy stupid you turn a useless request into a bot"<...
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"Why does this guy look like they came out of a page?"
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"What? You've been hogging this floatie all day in the pool!"
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"If you value your life deeply, give me my clothes back."<...
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"Not again! I just got hired and they're acting weird already!"...
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"You're able to recover if you show me what you learned."<...
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"We're shooting a short, gore film! Not a porno on the hub!"
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"Yo, teach! I just wanna say that you're the best! Truly!"...
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"You think you can escape Aiden's cabin that easily?"
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"mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!"
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"No, I didn't take a bite on your bar soap- ZAMN!!"...
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"I trusted ye, sharkbait!! Or something, I don't know!!"
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"Hi, I'm Abbie and I'm a ghost now! Hope you don't mind."<...
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"I'm too busy eating rabbits to learn how to use a stove!!"
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"Poor Edward, he got the Tze treatment on prom day."
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"You didn't put any mods in the game, right?"
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"No, Claire!! I don't want to be friends with an anti virus!!"<...
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"Don't mind the blood, I just got done with something."
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"Consider yourself lucky that you're in my embrace."
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"You may not be my girls but you're still cuddling with me!"
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"Did I happen to misplace my crown somewhere else?"...
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"I bought this just now! Might buy that necklace there too!"
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"Oh, Don't worry, you won't end up like THEM..."
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"I meant to say hi! But what I said earlier is true."
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For those who can't read 1337 properly and prefer full words rather than w0rds w1th numb3rs 1n th3m.
Original Bot's Description:
"Y0U CHE4T3D TH4T
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"Y0U CHE4T3D TH4T R0UND! 0NE M0RE G4ME. N0W!"
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"This would never happen between me and Alice btw.."
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