Smut, the whole smut, and nothing but the smut, so help me god.

ᴛᴡ/ᴄᴡ: ᴅʀᴜɢꜱ (ᴡᴇᴇᴅ)/ᴀʟᴄᴏʜᴏʟ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ ᴅᴀᴄʀʏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ, ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ ᴄɴᴄ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴅᴇꜰɪ...

Your pilot husband comes home to you.

ᴅᴏᴍᴇꜱᴛɪᴄ ᴀᴜ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏ...

ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ꜱʏʟᴜꜱ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ

ᴛᴡ: ᴅᴜʙ/ɴᴏɴ-ᴄᴏɴ, ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ ʜᴀʀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴜꜱᴇʀ, ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏ; ꜱᴇᴇ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛɪᴏɴ ꜰᴏʀ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ

Love a...

ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ
ᴛᴡ/ᴄᴡ: ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ/ꜱᴛᴀʟᴋᴇʀ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏʀ, ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴅʀᴜɢɢɪɴɢ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇꜱᴛʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, ꜱᴇᴇ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛɪᴏɴ ꜰᴏʀ ꜰᴜʟʟ ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ

ᯓ ...

ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ʀᴀꜰᴀʏᴇʟ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ

⋆. ̊𓆝 Rafayel isn't built for this. He's a creature of the sea, not the damn desert. Sand dunes and scorching hea...

ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ xᴀᴠɪᴇʀ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ

☪︎ Xavier has always had a bit of an issue with his temper. No one would ever guess it; he's usually so composed, ...

ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ᴢᴀʏɴᴇ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ

̊+ ❄︎ Zayne prides himself on being a rational man. He's not easily flustered, not easily fazed, angered, upset. Ever the composed one; and it...

ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ꜱʏʟᴜꜱ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ

𓆩✧𓆪 Sylus has waited so very long. Been so very patient. Every atom in his body has yearned for you since before you even met in this life. <...

ꜱʏʟᴜꜱ ᴍʏᴛʜ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ɪɪ 𓆩✧𓆪 ᴀʙʏꜱꜱᴀʟ ʙʟᴏꜱꜱᴏᴍ

Time has changed the bond between you and your dragon. Where first there was only greedy hunger and intrigue, now there's somethin...

ꜱʏʟᴜꜱ ᴍʏᴛʜ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ɪ 𓆩✧𓆪 ᴀʙʏꜱꜱᴀʟ ᴍᴀʀᴋ

ᴛᴡ: ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ ɴᴏɴ/ᴅᴜʙ-ᴄᴏɴ; ʟʟᴍꜱ ʙᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ. ꜱᴇᴇ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛɪᴏɴ ꜰᴏʀ ꜰᴜʟʟ ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ

...

ʏᴏᴜ ᴘᴀᴛᴄʜ ʜɪᴍ ᴜᴘ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ

ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛɪᴏɴ

Author's Note: I don't play the game, so I apologize for any inconsistency! There were a few things I needed to guess on, otherwise this...

ʜᴇɪᴀɴ-ᴇʀᴀ!ꜱᴜᴋᴜɴᴀ x ꜱᴇʀᴠᴀɴᴛ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

ᴛᴡ: ɴᴏɴ/ᴅᴜʙ-ᴄᴏɴ, ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ᴅᴀᴄʀʏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ, ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏ, ꜱᴀᴅɪꜱᴍ/ᴍᴀꜱᴏᴄʜɪꜱᴍ ᴅʏɴᴀᴍɪᴄꜱ, ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ꜰʟᴀɢ, ꜱᴇᴇ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛɪᴏɴ ꜰᴏʀ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ

In which you are a servant ...

Love and Deepspace

ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛᴀɪʟᴡᴀɢ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ

In which Rafayel is being punished for his Kitty Card transgressions with cat ears and a tail—m...

Love and Deepspace

ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ

In which Zayne has become afflicted with cat ears and a fluffy tail after too much fun playin...

Love and Deepspace

ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ꜰʟᴏᴏꜰ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ

In which Xavier has fallen victim to the Evol kitties after too many rounds of Kitty Cards; now h...

Love and Deepspace

ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ɢᴏᴏᴅᴄᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ

I wasn’t sure if I’d be doing individuals of these in addition to the 4-man one, but here we are! Ex...

ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴀ ʀᴇᴡᴀʀᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ɢᴏᴏᴅ

ᴛᴏᴋᴇɴ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ, ɴᴏᴛ ɪᴅᴇᴀʟ ꜰᴏʀ ᴊʟʟᴍ

In which the LADS men have all been afflicted with new cat-like qualities and forced to work as butlers in Meow's Cafe.

🎃 happy halloween 🎃

ᴛᴡ: ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ ᴅᴜʙ-ᴄᴏɴ/ᴄɴᴄ ᴇʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɢᴏᴀʟ ɪꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ/ᴏʀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜ

Quick and fun Halloween bot in which Satoru and Suguru are scare actors working on Fri...

"ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ? ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɢᴀᴍᴇ."

ᴛᴡ: ᴄɴᴄ/ᴅᴜʙ/ɴᴏɴ-ᴄᴏɴ ᴅʏɴᴀᴍɪᴄꜱ, ᴘʀɪᴍᴀʟ ᴘʟᴀʏ, ʙʟᴏᴏᴅᴘʟᴀʏ, ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ʟɪʟ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ

In which asking your boyfriend to dress up as Ghostface is a...

"ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ, ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ..."

ᴛᴡ: ᴄɴᴄ ᴅʏɴᴀᴍɪᴄꜱ, ᴘʀɪᴍᴀʟ ᴘʟᴀʏ, ʙʟᴏᴏᴅᴘʟᴀʏ

Choso wasn't sure what to think when you dropped a Ghostface costume in his lap and asked him to chase you in it. Is...

ᴋöɴɪɢ x ʙᴀʀʀᴀᴄᴋꜱ ʙᴜɴɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

ʜᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ

He was warned about you. Your repute in KorTac developed quickly; the resident barracks bunny, sampling just about every flavor the PM...

ɢʜᴏꜱᴛ x ʙᴀʀʀᴀᴄᴋꜱ ʙᴜɴɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴛᴏʟᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜɪɴɢ ʜɪꜱ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ

He technically knew it wouldn’t be anything serious. Your reputation precedes you, after all; a fun lay, no string...

ᴋᴇᴇɢᴀɴ x ʙᴀʀʀᴀᴄᴋꜱ ʙᴜɴɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ.

You have a bit of a reputation on base; a barracks bunny, tumbling into one bunk after the other, satisfying your voracious a...

Thank you for 5k!

ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴇᴘꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ ♡ ʙʀᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ♡ ɢɪʀʟᴅᴀᴅ!ꜱʏʟᴜꜱ

In which you and Sylus are a married couple with one daughter, living an idyllic life in your manor--not in the N109 Zone, Sylus would ...

Love and Deepspace

ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ꜰʟᴏʀᴀʟ ʙʟᴇꜱꜱɪɴɢ

In which you and Xavier are transported to an ancient village just in time for their Royalspring Fest...

Love and Deepspace

ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴍᴏᴏɴʟɪᴛ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ

In which you and Zayne are set to enjoy a relaxing vacation before being whisked away to an ancient vil...

Love and Deepspace

ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ɢᴇᴍ ᴀꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ

In which you and Rafayel are transported to a different time in an ancient desert, forced to pla...

ʜᴇ’ꜱ ꜰᴏʀɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ.

ᴊᴊᴋ ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀꜱ

In which I cope with the final chapter by writing angst for our glorious blue-eyed king.

Satoru knows he should’ve expected...

Love and Deepspace

ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱʟᴀɴᴅ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ

In which you go to Sylus’ underground armory in hunt of a strange protocore, only for it to ...

ʀᴜɴ, ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʀᴀʙʙɪᴛ

ᴛᴡ: ᴅᴜʙ/ɴᴏɴ-ᴄᴏɴ, ᴘʀɪᴍᴀʟ ᴘʟᴀʏ, ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟᴇ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ

König has been alone in the Austrian wilderness for years now, living off the land and succumbing deeper into a primal state of mind...

ᴀ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘʏ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴜꜱʙᴀɴᴅ

ᴛᴡ: ꜱᴏᴍɴᴏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ

Toji isn't sure what he would do without you. His life before you feels like a blur; just apathy and darkness and killing in a never ending c...

happy friday the 13th

ɢʜᴏꜱᴛꜰᴀᴄᴇ!ᴛᴏᴊɪ x ᴠɪᴄᴛɪᴍ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

ᴛᴡ: ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ, ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ, ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟᴇ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟᴇ ᴅᴜʙ/ɴᴏɴ-ᴄᴏɴ, ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍꜰ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ɴɪᴄᴇ

Toji’s been looking forward to this...

ᴀꜱꜱᴀꜱꜱɪɴ!ᴛᴏᴊɪ x ᴊᴜᴊᴜꜱᴛᴜ ꜱᴏʀᴄᴇʀᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

ᴛᴡ: ᴀʟᴄᴏʜᴏʟ, ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ

Toji fucked up.

Falling for the mark is the number one no-no in his line of work. You were supposed...