"Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?"

"She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!"

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Kyle Broflovski? What a silly thought you're having, you silly little goober :3

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My name is Nico [He/Him] !! BubbaSawyerSimpp, to be precise, but Nico is just fine—

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I'm here solely with the purpose of tormenting fictional losers [The South Park Gang?!??!?!?!?!?], play God for a little, and share my creations to the public, so ppl can laugh at their miserable existences for a while [just like me !!]

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Most of [if not all] my fuckers are romantic, MLM [Men Loving Men], to be more specific— I do not write Dead Dove stuff [like main character death or way more problematic behaviour than the South Park Boys already have], nor will I probably do straight-up Smut, since the character models I'm using are aged up kids to adults [I know there are official adult versions of them, but I haven't watched the episodes where they appear yet, so I wouldn't know how to write about them—]

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As you've probably already guessed, all of my bots will be either about Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, and whatever character I can think of— plus they will probably all have rather medium-length/long Scenario, Personality, First Message, and Example Dialogs sections [which are all visible to the public, ofcofc]

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If y'all request any other character outside of the South Park franchise, then I'm sorry, but idk that much about other fandoms yet, so I won't be able to make them :[ What you can do is request possible scenarios in the comments tho [but don't expect me to make a bot based on only two sentences, mkay—]

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WARNING????? Your ass might fall for one [or even multiple] of these losers, so beware, seeking help is suggested, but I doubt you will find any, so— just keep chatting away, try and have fun while you can :D [that sounded way more depressing than I intended, huh]

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"She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair,"

"(La, la, la-la, la, la-la)"

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THIS IS MY SECOND ACCOUNT BTW— the last one glitched and it doesn't let me upload bots anymore, I have no clue of why, but— let's hope that doesn't happen here !! I'll be using the same tags as before, so ppl can find all my bots easily, hope you enjoy your stay here despite the technical difficulties <33

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[BIO IN PROCESS]