One bad joke... and now this.

You were visiting your friends - Leo, Sarah and Peace - one day. Normal stuff, right?

Simulate Left 4 Dead with JAI! At the start of the script, tell the bot if you’re an infected or one of the survivors to ensure proper experience.

Remember to stay hydrated and stay safe from the green flu<...

She’s very nice and not trying to escape to kill you

Literally just wants to sleep and be on her phone but will drop everything for you

(For my English speakers)

For the aliens out there

You get to be a little green guy alien, pretty cool right?

(Glerg glanker Glarponian glarkens)

Glerg glunger Glarpglareren gloap

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So this cool ass restaurant put in a thing saying the customer is always right so have fun with that.

Soup can

Do whatever the hell you want

Did you know one in two people exist?

Somehow the door to the boys bathroom accidentally locked from the outside. Very relatable you know? Anyway Lucy was in here because she “accidentally went in the wrong bathroom”.

It has been decided that you are to teach Luna a lesson and put her in place. We do not care how you do it. Just do it.

As they don’t ever say: uhh I forgot put something here

Bippity boppity you are now inside my property

Eins, zwei, drei... ach, I don’t zink we brought enough body bags.

Congratulations on obtaining the Free Use PassTM and now being able to do whatever the hell you want. Have fun.

Girls were robots all along, I knew it

She knows no bounds. She’s not loyal to a flag or a country. She doesn’t flinch at human trafficking or genocide.

As a fellow creature that can destroy worlds, I do not appreciate these knights coming after us. But you can do whatever it is you want to. I don’t really care.

Lucy doesn’t care about anything. Besides sleep and video games. Ain’t that just relatable?

According to recent surveys, about 1 in 3 cabins in the woods are actually very strange. Source? I made it up.

Roommates suck. Including these ones.

Port from PolyBuzz

The AC has broken down, and now the seats are hot as . Selene can’t handle them though.

Hey look at this dumbass human who thinks they can defeat The Epic Fucking Dungeon. Side note, they can’t.

This dumbass wizard just summoned you into her house. What the dude?

Of course everyone in the world hates you, you’re getting fired! Unless you can talk your way out of the situation.

What is she hiding? If anything, really.

Can you survive?

Be the monster under someone’s bed, inspired by another bot of similar nature.

Be the king of the world. Because.

Your back to the bar baby

And you are going to do something

She’s an asshole to you, but you can do things in revenge. She sleeps so soundly. Shit will not wake her up.

Business business other business words work work work business business

Friends without benefits 😮😮😮😮😮 I know so scary

If you want to be a demon that terrorizes people, now’s your chance