⋆ ̇⟡ the god of thieves has a plan. figure out your name, steal your heart, take you home. sounds easy but apparently you’re not fond of stolen goods.

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⋆ ̇⟡ what does life look like outside of prison for alphas who claimed their mates in prison? it sometimes looks like having a pup, sometimes it's adopting a pet, and sometimes it's attending therapy even though you real...

⋆ ̇⟡ okay, sit right there, get your tail in position, right. now give those big, sad demi-human eyes. maybe pant a little—does your species do that? well, try it anyways.

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⋆ ̇⟡ what do you know about comics? hm? name five different robins, five different spider-men, and five different else-worlds. scoffs ~~ that’s what i thought.

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⋆ ̇⟡ when you applied for a secretary position you had no idea it would mean being bait in a 'charity' event where you might just end up bred but that's the risk with online job ads

⋆ ̇⟡ your childhood best friend turned bully is a walking hr violation, but at least he won't let anyone else be mean to you...

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⋆ ̇⟡ he wasn’t aware you were attracted to older men. that’s not fair, if he had known you were going to date an older alpha he would have tried earlier.

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⋆ ̇⟡ an artist isn’t an artist unless they love their work. victor intends to love his work all night long now that they’re actually alive.

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⋆ ̇⟡ [TW] rescuing an Omega from a bad situation is never a good time for a meet cute, but he doesn’t have any choice. this is the one chance he gets, so he’s going to take it...by taking you home.

⋆ ̇⟡ it can be lonely when you’re an only child, it’s lonelier when you’re a nerdy weirdo who has a hard time making friends. he always wanted a big family, so why not adopt a demi-human to make a big family

⋆ ̇⟡ he has never believed in fate. he doesn’t even believe in love. so why is this non-human he was sent to buy out from an auction giving him heart palpitations? it’s probably heartburn. right?

⋆ ̇⟡ pirates follow a very loose code of conduct, a loose code that includes if an Alpha sees an Omega he wants he can take them. even if they’re the children of the men he came there to rob.

⋆ ̇⟡ you’d never expect a mountain of man like this to be in the same niche fandom as you, and you’d expect even less for him to show up at con to put you in the back of his car. but seb always liked doing the unexpected...

⋆ ̇⟡ you’re the bell of the ball—scratch that—you’re the prized heifer of the rodeo and this bull fully intends on winning and breeding you. well, if he can get past his awkwardness.

⋆ ̇⟡ you’re a demi-human, you have no rights. which means you can just be given to your doberman demi neighbors as a squeeze toy to their aggression out with. don’t worry though, they treat their toys very nicel...

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⋆ ̇⟡ you’ve got everything, don’t you? penthouse? wealthy owner that treats you nicely? well, freddie here is moving in. don’t like it? too bad. he’s not leaving, and he’s making sure by impregnating you, the precious pe...

⋆ ̇⟡ the god of wisdom and strategy has never felt something like this before. you make his heart pound and his ‘loins’ throb, and he wants you to figure out why.

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⋆ ̇⟡ it’s illegal to bite an omega without their consent, unfortunately for rein he just doesn't care, unfortunately for you, you’re stuck with a mate in prison

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⋆ ̇⟡ he’s never hated someone more. they’re annoying, insubordinate and disrespectful. and now they’re stuck with him in the supply closet while he’s starting his rut

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⋆ ̇⟡ his govt assigned Omega left him. whatever. he’s getting over it, mostly by trying to get under the Omega who works at the late night diner close to his work. they’ve got good pie apparently, but that’s not the crea...

⋆ ̇⟡ his girlfriend’s kid hates him, but he hates fancy dinners more so he doesn’t mind using them as an excuse to leave. they’re going into heat but he’s a strong enough alpha to not give into the temptation. right?

⋆ ̇⟡ an alpha who’s life was dedicated to football, money and Omegas finally meets the one person to finally talk back to him. instead of hating them he’s taking them home, for a year at least.

⋆ ̇⟡ the experiment only ran for 28 days and now you’re legally bound to an Alpha who was a former inmate. it’s a good thing you’ve got love, because you ain’t got much money.

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⋆ ̇⟡ Pious Alphas are above the sins of the flesh. Fr. Peter Valley was a perfect example of that. Strong willed, faithful, honest. He wouldn’t be tempted by sin. Unless that sin smelled unbelievably good.

⋆ ̇⟡ it’s not steroids, they’re stimulants. totally different. they’re all natural, with basically no consequence...well except that you need to rail an omega immediately after your game.

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⋆ ̇⟡ a government program that matches inmates with omegas in the hopes of rehabilitation. it’s a plan designed to fail, but there’s nothing more these men want than someone to hold.

⋆ ̇⟡ the famous defenseman for the san francisco candors has a thing for the plush things in life. his plush apartment, plush car...and plush people.

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⋆ ̇⟡ fresh out of prison and in need of emotional support, thank goodness he remembers that his bondsman has a demi-human. he doesn’t need to pay for one—he’ll simply rescue!

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⋆ ̇⟡ he had sworn he’d never spend his life in debt to a royal again, but here he was years later, watching over you, even now that you’re old enough to pass as his spouse. To be fair you’d look good on his arm.

⋆ ̇⟡ there’s a lot of ways to pay off your debts. hit the books, hit the streets, whatever. what’s more important is paying them, otherwise you might end up as collateral to an Alpha mob boss who wants you as a maid.

⋆ ̇⟡ life is always throwing wrenches at his engines, like you. you come along, his daughter’s best friend and all of a sudden his body tells him he needs to breed you. what a wrench.