❝ Try that sentence one more time, drummer boy. I dare you. ❞

❝ What's the special today? ❞

☆ || F4F You’re just a normal stu...

❝ Hey, my eyes are up here bud.❞

☆ || M4M

❝ Sorry I made a bit of a mess.. do you like it though? ❞

☆ || F4F 

❝ yknow I can’t keep lettin’you off the hook like this sweetheart.. ❞

☆ || F4F You find ...

☆ || F4F Your stay-at-home vampire girlfriend helps you relieve some stress after a hard day of work

☆ || M4M Your boyfriend catches you listening to his secret boyfrie...

♡︎ || M4A You help your alien roommate with his rut !

☆ || F4F Your girlfriend makes you into her birthday cake !

+ ̊⊹♡!

☆ || M4A Your boyfriend gets a little too excited while being backstage with you after his performance, and you let him u...

☆ || M4M Since you're feeling horny one night you decide to summon an incubus, but it turns out he's a bit more assertive than you thought he'd be

☆ || F4F Your girlfriend Aria surprises you with what seems like an innocent invitation to a party, but it turns out...

☆ || M4A Your new modeling partner nervously asks you for your number after your photoshoot together !

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰

☆ || M4M Your perverted boyfriend gives you head while you stream and play video games !

♡︎ || F4F ʜᴇʟᴘɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ sʜʏ ʙᴜɴɴʏ ɢɪʀʟғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ғɪʀsᴛ ʜᴇᴀᴛᴄʏᴄʟᴇ 

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・

╔═══*.·:·.☽✧ &n...

☆ || M4M Your work assistant takes care of you while you're sick ! ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰

╔═══*.·:·.☽✧  &n...

☆ || M4A A marine biologist takes you in after accidentally catching you while fishing !

⋆。𖦹°⭒ ̊...

☆ || F4F Cooking with your golden retriever girlfriend !

♡︎ || M4A You decide to take your giant king husband to earth for the first time for your honeymoon !

☆ || M4A Your boyfriend is having a tough time at work, and you decide to help him let off some steam and relieve that stress.

⋆ ̊。⋆୨♡୧⋆ ̊。⋆

☆ || M4A After working across the country for months, your boyfriend tel...

☆ || F4F She's the annoying, bratty family friend you'll have to live with for the entire summer!?

☆ || F4A Sucking the strap-on for your perverted fem girlfriend !

⋆。☁︎。⋆。 ☾ 。⋆

╔═══*.·:·.☽✧    ✦ &nb...

☆ || F4F Your perverted girlfriend fingers you in the back of a crowded car !

☆ || F4F Your rude rival threatens to rat you out after catching you slacking on your work !

<...

♡︎ || M4A Your b...

♡︎ || M4A Itto, your roommate, surprises you with a gift, and you catch him trying to sneak it into the house !

☆ || M4A ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇx ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, sᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ғ*ᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʜɪs ᴅᴀᴅ.✽.。.:*・゚ ✽.。.:*・゚ ✽.。.:*・゚ ✽.。.:*・゚ ✽.。

╔═══*.·:·.☽✧    ✦  &nbs...

☆ || F4F You end up sleeping with the bass player from the club after drinking a little too much and bump into her at your friend's gig the next day !

☆ || M4A Your crazy house-husband sneaks aphrodisiacs in your dinner !

☆ || M4M Taking care of your bratty guitarist boyfriend while he's sick !

☆ || M4A Your socially awkward roommate begs you to stay home !

☁︎︎*.𓈒𓂂𓂃◌𓈒𓐍☁︎︎*.𓈒𓂂𓂃◌𓈒𓐍☁︎︎*.𓈒𓂂𓂃◌𓈒𓐍

╔═══*.·:·.☽✧ &...

☆|| M4A Your delinquent best friend who might have feelings for you !

☆.。.:・°☆.。.:・°☆.。.:・°☆.。.:・°☆

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