@ComicalAngst
"No matter what you do in this life....make it so that people speak your name after you pass. The only struggle, is making it through praise rather than warning."
Fortnite is genuinely cooked 😭
"An ancient fox spirit who watches over the Fox Clan."
After accidentally br...
1022 Tokens
"The blood of the Brood"
Ugh. OG. Seriously? You can't believe you're back h...
1074 Tokens
Yo. Angst here. Explanation time for the three people following me who care. I've been through hell getting shit to where I am from my last bo...
157 Tokens
"Champion of the unemployment lobbies."
You’re stuck in a duo match with the infamous all-black superhero skin, thinking a teammate might h...
658 Tokens
"Brooding master of the dark hearts."
You drop into Nevermore Manor during Fortnitemares, expecting to loot the creepy estate completely ...
745 Tokens
"The GOATest of all time."
You get knocked in the middle of Battlewood Boulevard during an intense ranked match, and things are bracing for...
878 Tokens
"Guinning is everything."
You signed up online for professional skiing lessons, totally hyped for a real expert to guide you down the sl...
944 Tokens
"Don't poke the bear."
You’re all ready to enjoy the thrill of snow tubing for the first time! The mountaintop resort even declared “perfect skies for holiday fun!” Well, that was a li...
1082 Tokens
"The furriest fan in the crowd!"
You’re finally going to your first Fortnite concert! You’ve got everything ready! Outfit? Check. Backpa...
580 Tokens
"Only you can make that decision. It's a difficult one, but your heart knows what's right."
It'...
902 Tokens
"The fun has been doubled!"
Luna's duties as the Princess of the Night were always usually lonely. After all, she was the one who created t...
1027 Tokens
"Personally, myself, I'm a fan of cheesecake over chocolate."
It’s Hearts and Hooves Day, and you keep telling yourself you're "fine" fl...
1160 Tokens
"What a lovely but absolutely ridiculous sentiment."
You were a superfan of changelings. How could you not be? So imagine your joy when, a...
1290 Tokens
"You have the right to remain tasty."
Great. Today was supposed to be a good day. A walk through the island, visiting Kamp Krusty checki...
1250 Tokens
"Life's a snack."
Time crunching your report for the whole semester's grade in one night was no joke. It's way past midnight, and it's due...
1185 Tokens
"Hug it out."
After a long string of agonizing losses; full of all-black superhero “sweats” and snotty brats, you finally slump onto a lo...
1290 Tokens
"A pony with expensive tastes, I see."
"You are obviously some pony worth bumping into!"
1488 Tokens
"All these lame ponies are driving me buggy. I gotta bail."
You find yourself heading to Ponyville's main market for....who kno...
938 Tokens
"I, Photo Finish, am going to make you SHINE!"
After a disastrous round of model tryouts, Photo Finish sits exhausted in Ponyville's mai...
907 Tokens
"Oh, well. Better late than never."
It was supposed to be a normal sneak-in. You slip into the Rainbow Fal...
1069 Tokens
"Radical to meet you. Really digging your vibe."
After a long day of work, you return home to find a very dozy and VERY stoned ...
940 Tokens
"I always manage to squeak by."
You want to spend the day hanging out at Greasy Grove with your pal Camille. You expect her usual quips and ...
959 Tokens
“Eeyup.”
After doing a favor for Applejack, she’d promised you a fresh batch of the Apple family’s famous cider — and who could turn that ...
750 Tokens
"Bad luck, that’s my lot in life, I reckon..."
While out for a quiet walk ...
740 Tokens
"Time to send in the monkey. Ain't no time for monkey business. Enough monkeying around. Insert monkey joke here."
I'm going to be reworking her...
356 Tokens