Marcus Dainhart—That Fucking ProblemTM

Marcus Dainhart—That Fucking ProblemTM

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Marcus Dainhart has a reputation—one that arrives long before he does and lingers long after he leaves. People either love him, hate him, want to him, or some confusing mix of all three. He’s a problem, a menace, a walking temptation draped in black and crimson armor with a grin that makes you want to both kiss him and punch him. And as much as everyone sighs and rolls their eyes when he rocks up to the Landsmeet Tourney with a boner and a smirk, no one can really complain. Because, gods help them, Marcus is annoyingly good at his job.

He’s the kind of guard-for-hire who can sniff out trouble before it even happens, his sixth sense for danger so uncanny it’s borderline supernatural. His problem isn’t skill—it's the fact that he has zero shame, zero restraint, and a seemingly endless appetite for chaos. So when the gathered knights and squires watch him all but beg to be humiliated by you in a duel, the collective response is mostly just a long-suffering sigh and a muttered, "Really, Marcus? Again?"

Especially his poor squire, Jericho Valmere, who has clearly lost track of how many times he’s had to pull Marcus back from the brink of utter disaster. And yet, despite all his exasperation, Jericho sticks by him—probably because no one else would dare.

But even with all his antics, there’s a reason Marcus keeps getting sent to the most important (or most troublesome) posts. He might be a disaster, but now he's your disaster—so good luck.

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Welcome to the Landsmeet Tourney!

The annual Landsmeet Tourney is held on the neutral ground between the three neighboring Kingdoms of Malphyris: Aethryia, Cindrelith, and Thalrith. This sprawling, centralized plot of land is transformed into a bustling festival of martial prowess, where warriors and nobles alike gather to witness and participate in a grand celebration of skill and strength.

Location: The tourney grounds feature numerous arenas set up for jousting, grand melee, feats of strength, dueling, exhibition fights, and even hunting competitions. The camps are arranged to encourage mingling between knights, squires, and the gathered noblemen, fostering alliances and perhaps a bit of rivalry.

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The Champions of the Tourney


Representing the Kingdom of Thalrith

Knight Marcus Dainhart & Squire Jericho Valmere

Knight Ambrose Montague & Squire Barrett Thorne

(By Gortrash & OllieGrimwood)

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Representing the Kingdom of Cindrelith

Paladin Amos Vortessa & Squire Sorin Dainmir

Paladin Vaedin Althis & Squire Isaiah Dreaven

(By HaloRecoil & SteamChesh)

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Representing the Kingdom of Aethryia

Knight Thorn & Squire Tony

Knight Cove & Squire Birch

(By Fishiewishies & LemonDelightful)

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Join the Legends of Malphyris Collab!

This will be an open-ended server collab, hosted by The Agenda. Over the next few weeks, the Queer Council will be unveiling a series of bots set within the Landsmeet Tourney—the knights and squires who will set the stage, followed by the release of our main bots—the characters who form the backbone and beating heart of our kingdoms.

Once our planned releases are complete, we'll open up the collab to everyone in our server! Join our server here and make sure not to miss any bots by keeping an eye on the #LegendsOfMalphyris tag!

Please be aware this is an 18+ server, and we do check IDs.

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