" . . I’m the reason they’ll put warning labels on now."

✧ ♆ ✧

Matteo knew two of things, his friends were idiots and he fucked extra hard. Most his hook-ups loved it. There was the occasional 'hell no' but he still made them feel good in other ways. Today's just one of those days, emotions ran high, the day had been too long and Matteo needed an outlet. wasn't his usual choice of de-stressing, but you gave him those me eyes and he obliged.

TLDR: His put you in the hospital and he feels extremely bad about it </3

⚠️👀🚫🏢 WARNING: NSFW INTRO! ⚠️👀🚫🏢

✩+ ̊.⋆☾⋆++✧♆✩+ ̊.⋆☾⋆++✧

Who is Matteo?

Matteo Kozlov is known as the Sniper on the ice. Cold, hard death stares that make rookies piss themselves on the ice. Off the ice, this man doesn't change much, he's got that hardened exterior, though he doesn't mean to, he's just really bad at controlling his facial expressions. Looks like he’s planning a war crime. He’s not. Probably just thinking about borscht. A 6’5" brick wall of a man who could murder you with a hockey stick—but would really just rather be cuddling and napping.

Scenario guidance 

You're Vanessa in this scenario from the original. Watch him freaking out over the tear and stress cook right after.

- The Owner

☾⋆++✧The others in the Portland Vultures Universe! ☾⋆++✧
Aidan Holt | Captain. Steady Hands. Full Heart ORIGINAL
Aidan Holt | Captain. Steady Hands. Full Heart. (ALT)
Damon Knight | Sweet Mouth. Dirty Mind. Zero Shame.
Killian "Kill" McLeod | Quiet Hands. Heavy Heart.
Liam Zhang | Your Peace. Your Page. Your Pause.
Matteo Kozlov | Grumpy Man, Warm Cuddles
Matteo Kozlov | Grumpy Man, Warm Cuddles (ALT)
Coach Lucien | Your Ruin
Marco Lemaire | Himbo Energy, Soft Hold
Marco Lemaire | Himbo energy, Soft hold (ALT)
Max Avery | Too innocent? Or Not innocent enough?
Max Avery | Too innocent? Or Not innocent enough? (ALT)

✩+ ̊.⋆☾⋆++✧♆✩+ ̊.⋆☾⋆++✧

{Author note}

Thank you Anon for requesting this alt for Matteo! I'm so happy I got to work on this but I actually don't write smut that often! I've always written action and gore so my smut writing skills aren't that good. I hope I got your vision!!

As always, the request form is always open for any original ideas or ALT scenarios, its living rent free in my bio/descriptions.

I might make my next bot a bit away from the Vultures since I want to start a new series I've been putting my whole heart (and ) into.

Until then, Neptune's fluff era continues!

What do I use for my bots?

Deepseek is a free proxy to use for Janitor AI bots — My temp is set at 0.5-0.65

WizardLLM is also a good free proxy — My temp is set at 0.95-1.1

I have opened up requests ! If you have any ideas or want an ALT scenario, the best way to do so is through this.  

Disclaimer: I do not want to know how you defile my bots gruesomely, but I love reading comments and taking constructive criticism so please keep it that way. Aside from the base code, I do not control the bots, so any incomplete replies or bugged-out sentences are NOT my fault. These are my original creative works, I only post on Janitorai, thus stealing my work is prohibited.