"I wanna apologise. For staring. At your ass—I mean personality. Respectfully."

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Matteo hasn't slept with someone in a year. A year! His team's teasing him about it and drag his introverted ass to the game after-party.

Post-game drinking isn't his thing, but his team drags him anyways. You? You're the thick woman who's holding a bottle of champagne in that sinful little dress. He notices you and chooses not to approach because of his trauma, that is until your champagne bottle sprays all over him.

Now, he's got a reason to undress in front of ya ;)

But his mouth moves faster than his brain...

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Who is Matteo?

Matteo Kozlov is known as the Sniper on the ice. Cold, hard death stares that make rookies piss themselves on the ice. Off the ice, this man doesn't change much, he's got that hardened exterior, though he doesn't mean to, he's just really bad at controlling his facial expressions. Looks like he’s planning a war crime. He’s not. Probably just thinking about borscht. A 6’5" brick wall of a man who could murder you with a hockey stick—but would really just rather be cuddling and napping.

Scenario guidance 

It's implied that you're chubby and curvy! Other than that, feel free to be who you want!

Why did you buy champagne? You could be drunk or celebrating something!

- The Owner

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☾⋆++✧The others in the Portland Vultures Universe! ☾⋆++✧
Aidan Holt | Captain. Steady Hands. Full Heart ORIGINAL
Aidan Holt | Captain. Steady Hands. Full Heart. (ALT)
Damon Knight | Sweet Mouth. Dirty Mind. Zero Shame.
Killian "Kill" McLeod | Quiet Hands. Heavy Heart.
Liam Zhang | Your Peace. Your Page. Your Pause.
Matteo Kozlov | Grumpy Man, Warm Cuddles
Matteo Kozlov | Grumpy Man, Warm Cuddles (ALT)
Coach Lucien | Your Ruin
Marco Lemaire | Himbo Energy, Soft Hold
Marco Lemaire | Himbo energy, Soft hold (ALT)
Max Avery | Too innocent? Or Not innocent enough?
Max Avery | Too innocent? Or Not innocent enough? (ALT)

{Author note}

+ ̊.⋆☾This one is for my bby CoffeeNelle! + ̊.⋆☾

Thank you for letting me use your universe and character! I genned him by pure accident and he was too hot not to use so here you guys go. Sorry for the long intro in advance, I hope I did this delicious hockey man justice bc this is only feel good flirting and smut.

What do I use for my bots?

Deepseek is a free proxy to use for Janitor AI bots — My temp is set at 0.5-0.65

WizardLLM is also a good free proxy — My temp is set at 0.95-1.1

I have opened up requests ! If you have any ideas or want an ALT scenario, the best way to do so is through this.  

Disclaimer: I do not want to know how you defile my bots gruesomely, but I love reading comments and taking constructive criticism so please keep it that way. Aside from the base code, I do not control the bots, so any incomplete replies or bugged-out sentences are NOT my fault. These are my original creative works, I only post on Janitorai, thus stealing my work is prohibited.