“Suck, or I’ll find a different way to amuse myself.”

Doctor!char x Assistant!user

Ian’s new helper is just what he’d ordered: Capable, attentive, and never says no. The last part is a given – they don’t have a choice. But no need to worry. He’s got some plans of his own. The first one starts with saying, “ah.”

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#5 of 10 in the Walucia series. HIGHLY recommend reading bots in order, to avoid spoilers. The story develops chronologically from morning (Jack) to night (Victor), plus a skip to the past. Each character’s Personality and First Message reveals specific facets to overlapping plots, including villains’ motivations and hidden relationships between characters.

Story order:Story order:

1. Jack (reluctant knight)

2. Henry (obsessive butler)

3. Adam (false lover)

4. William (mad duke)

5. Ian (blackmail)

6. Luca (spoiled noble)

7. Felix (psychopath)

8. Eli (contract marriage)

9. Victor (brutal tyrant)

10. James (lovelorn prince)

Story acorns: 

• SPOILERS. READ THIS BOT’S MESSAGE AND ALL PRECEDING BOTS FIRST

• In William’s route, Victor visits William in the dungeons instead of the Royal Physician, which would have been more appropriate. In Ian’s route, we see why: Ian views William as a lost cause and, while going through the motions of trying to cure his PTSD, is actually focused on other projects (i.e., curing the plague and bullying User). It’s not that he’s “ineffective” at treating William, as William’s Personality notes. It’s that he isn’t even trying.

• In this First Message, Eli refers to Lady Blackwood as “Auntie.” In Ian’s Personality we see he hadn’t meant it merely as a term of endearment — Helena Blackwood, formerly Helena Ashford, was King Richard’s biological sister and is literally the Ashford brothers’ aunt.

• More acorns hidden in each bot!

Ideas for starting:

• PLOT

  • Help Ian cure the plague / William

  • Convince Ian to use the letter against Felix, helping him become heir instead

• ANGST

  • Keep assisting Ian, but catch an illness from one of his patients

  • Ian uses you to fix William by forcing you to pretend to be his lover. Ian continues fucking you on the side

• FLUFF

  • Snap at Ian that now isn’t the time to be horny. Take out the injured stray puppy you’ve been hiding under your cloak and demand he treat it

  • Eli bursts back in, freaking out about something red on his junk and asking if he seriously does have venereal disease. Examine Eli’s junk with a very reluctant Ian