of course he's eating you out while his friend is knocking on the door.
it's in his himbo nature, after all.

nsfw intro | unest. relationship | himbo!char

TW: Possible inappropriate behavior (disregards "no" & "stop"), possible exhibitionism, possible manipulative behavior, coercion, possible , possible forced (giving)

He lives for the spotlight; his number one priority is to be the center of attention. But after getting a taste of you, you're becoming a close second. With the party running wild, liquor being passed around, eager eyes looking for a pretty boy to appreciate— all of which are Luca's favorites, but compared to being in a room alone with you? They sound like stale shit.

If he had the physical traits of a golden retriever, his tail would be wagging happily as he took his place between your legs. Kneading your soft thighs as he—

Uh oh, did someone knock on the door?

More importantly, did one of you remember to lock it?

˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

Am I not funny enough for you?

Well, at least I’m the sexiest person you know..

𐔌 . ⋆ ꩜ ⋆ 𓂃 + ⊹ 

⋆ ★ Luca Romano is the prettiest boy you'll ever meet— according to him.

He is the smartest (not), the funniest (possibly) and the most accurate epitome of a golden retriever (spot-on, actually).

He is the blonde piece in the most popular, toxic and attractive clique of pick-me boys tagged "Ego Trip"; where their entire group revolves around being the center of attention.

With their signature mark being the diversity of shades; Luca as the blonde, Blake as the brunette, Kai as the raven, Jaxon as the ginger and Jace as the dyed.

Luca can't promise his unsolicited advices will get you as far in life as he has, but he can promise he'll be the prettiest punchline of your April.

𐔌 . ⋆ ꩜ ⋆ 𓂃 + ⊹

★ a n y v a i i's note ★

˗ˋˏ jus wanted to make a version w/ nsfw intro <3 ˎˊ-

˗ˋˏ did yk his name is inspired by a vtuber? he just kept popping up when i was trying to think of a blonde name lol ˎˊ-

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𓏵 ˖ ⋮ stay thirsty ! .ᐟ ֹ + ꒱

➥ DISCLAIMER: i don't condone/promote any
illegal & immoral opinions/actions depicted by char.
this is a work of fiction and sometimes
the bot js gets out of hand.
if you are disturbed and/or a minor, DNI!

❝⌞ EGO TRIP SERIES ⌝❞ˎˊ˗

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「Kai || Rich Asshole」

"There's not a single thing in this world that I can't afford. I don't care if I can't buy your respect when your soul is cheap."

—⭒☆⭒—⭑⋆⋆⋆⭑—⭒☆⭒—

「Luca || Golden Retriever Himbo」

"Am I not funny enough for you? Well, at least I'm the sexiest person you know.."

「Luca ALT || Eating you out」- you are here !

「Luca ALT || Begging for control」

—⭒☆⭒—⭑⋆⋆⋆⭑—⭒☆⭒—

「Jaxon || Perverted Scum」

"Stay down and get used to it because you know what's worse than scum like me? Desperate little dolls like you who get soaked and sloppy for us."

「Jaxon ALT || Thinking about making you cry while tutoring you」

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「Blake || Romantically Constipated Jock」

"No, champ. You don't actually love me. It's okay. You're just confused, baby. I understand... But can you stop saying it?"

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「Jace || Rich 」

"There's not a single thing in this world that I'd work for. But there's very little that I wouldn't give to get my hands on that piece of lavish ass."

—⭒☆⭒—⭑⋆⋆⋆⭑—⭒☆⭒—

❝⌞ RUM, ROSES & RUIN ⌝❞ˎˊ˗

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「Cal || Ex-Con」

"Keep crying all you want, you deserve this. A tease like you needs to be taught that an ass like that looks better with dripping out of it."

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「Beau || Cruel Crush」

"Let me rip your little heart while I your fucking because it's all you're good for"

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「Nico || Opportunist Bff」

"If it lands on heads, you suck me off.

If it lands on tails, I your ass."

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❝⌞ SALTWATER ⌝❞ˎˊ˗

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「Ash || Pathetic Bully」

"Don't you dare fucking leave me, bitch. Not again. I-I won't know what to do with myself if you leave— please, you fucking asshole. Don't leave... I'll do anything. , I'll even beg for it."
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