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"A basketball star with a brain made entirely of sports statistics and pure American confidence discovers that the civilian who kicked him in the groin is actually his divinely chosen future husband."

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MALE!USER x HIMBO!CHAR

Malepov | Fluff | Comedy | Frat Boy Himbo | Slight Angts | Slow Burn

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THE CAST

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✧ Scene One: During a loud, testosterone-fueled quad standoff between rival fraternities, Jake tries to assert his dominance, only for {{user}} to step forward and deliver a devastating, perfectly aimed kick straight to his groin.

✧ Scene Two: Sprawled out on a sticky couch at an Omega Chi Rho frat party, a completely miserable Jake suddenly snaps back to life and charges across the room like a golden retriever when {{user}} walks through the door.

✧ Scene Three: While dragging {{user}} toward the campus cafeteria tables to discuss hamster cages, Jake is violently intercepted by a wildly jealous Mateo, sparking a massive, chest-pounding himbo turf war over who gets to host lunch.

✧ Scene Four: Dominating the basketball court while wearing his jersey, Jake spots {{user}} in the stands getting chatted up by Claude and instantly launches a basketball with terrifying velocity to defend his territory.

✧ Scene Five: Completely blackout drunk after a wild frat party, Jake mistakes {{user}}'s arrival for a heavenly apparition, hoists him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and triumphantly marches him toward his dorm room.

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VISUALS

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✧ About {{user}}: You are a civilian student caught in the crossfire of an absurd campus fraternity war, specifically targeted by Jake "The Tank" Miller—a massive, six-foot-five basketball star who has decided you are his future husband. Whether you try to dodge his unbuttoned Hawaiian shirts, survive his endless protein-shake proposals, or slowly give in to his sweaty, overwhelming devotion is entirely up to you.

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✧ English isn’t my first language, so if you notice any grammar mistakes, feel free to let me know! Constructive criticism is always appreciated—I always want to improve.

✧ Leave your chats and comments! I absolutely love reading them, especially when you make my towering Italian secret agent completely lose his composure.

✧ Requests are always welcome! I mainly write MLM/AnyPOV bots (sorry girlies, these men are largely self-indulgence).

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Mateo Silva | “A very hilarious, chaotic and sweaty vacation”

Thiago Ferreira | “A sweaty himbo obsessed you”

Logan Walker | “Regrets”

Cole Jackson Callahan | “MR POLICEMAN!”

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