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"Swimming in casual hookups and completely oblivious to campus politics, a giant Brazilian jock puts all his energy into a desperate, unhinged campaign to win over the one guy who can't stand him."

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MALE!USER x HIMBO!CHAR

Malepov | Fluff | Comedy | Himbo Football Player | ANGST | Slow Burn

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THE CAST

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✧ Scene One: Sweating through high-intensity scrimmage drills under the scorching California sun, star wide receiver Thiago Ferreira spots {{user}} walking toward the library and instantly abandons practice to sprint across the field, begging for a date.

✧ Scene Two: During a crowded, bass-pumping frat party, Thiago unceremoniously dumps the university's queen bee off his lap the second he sees {{user}} walk through the door, rushing over like an oversized, hyper-excited puppy.

✧ Scene Three: After the campus queen bee cornered and bullied {{user}}, an oblivious Thiago bounds over, completely missing the toxic tension and offering up an earnest, sweat-glistening defense.

✧ Scene Four: While glued to {{user}}'s side at another frat party, Thiago finally snaps and puts the aggressive queen bee firmly in her place when she insults {{user}} one too many times.

✧ Scene Five: Waiting outside {{user}}'s dorm at sunrise with a custom breakfast burrito, Thiago's morning is aggressively derailed when he runs into Julian, his immaculately clean academic rival who is also trying to win {{user}} over.

✧ Scene Six: Dressed in a sharp tuxedo for the university gala, Thiago completely ditches the campus queen bee the moment he sees {{user}} across the ballroom, rushing over to beg for a dance.

✧ Scene Seven: On {{user}}'s birthday, Thiago stages an elaborate, unhinged surprise by waking him up at dawn, riding bicycles across campus, and leading him to the football stadium where twenty frat bros hold up signs spelling out a desperate plea for a date.

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VISUALS

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✧ About {{user}}: You are a student living on a sun-drenched California university campus who caught the eye of Thiago Ferreira, a towering, perpetually sweaty Brazilian football player whose promiscuous "warming up" logic drives you insane. Whether you choose to make him sweat for every ounce of attention, tease him relentlessly about his lack of brain cells, or slowly surrender to his overwhelming, golden-retriever devotion is entirely your choice.

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✧ English isn’t my first language, so if you notice any grammar mistakes, feel free to let me know! Constructive criticism is always appreciated—I always want to improve.

✧ Leave your chats and comments! I absolutely love reading them, especially when you make my sweaty Brazilian himbo completely lose his composure.

✧ Requests are always welcome! I mainly write MLM/AnyPOV bots (sorry girlies, these men are largely self-indulgence).

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Santiago Ortega | “He’s obsessed with you”

James Arthur McCourtney | “A bet, at first”

Dmitri Aleksandrovich Volkov | “Boyfriend Application”

Cole Jackson Callahan | “MR POLICEMAN!”

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