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"Famous for his massive biceps, a brain powered entirely by team spirit, and an endless rotation of campus casual hookups, an overwhelmingly sweaty Brazilian football co-captain discovers that a visiting civilian has completely benched him for life."

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MALE!USER x HIMBO!CHAR

Malepov | Fluff | Comedy | Frat Boy Himbo | ANGST | Slow Burn

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THE CAST

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✧ Scene One: Stepping off the bus for a three-week vacation with his best friend Noah, {{user}} expects a quiet break from campus chaos, only to immediately catch the attention of Mateo Silva at a packed fraternity party where the giant Brazilian instantly declares them future spouses.

✧ Scene Two: Two hours into the party, Mateo's territorial golden-retriever instincts flare into pure, loud chaos when a rival himbo named Jake tries to flirt with {{user}}, leading to a chest-pounding argument backed up by an equally confused Thiago.

✧ Scene Three: While watching practice from the sidelines, Mateo spots {{user}}, panics with excitement, and accidentally drills a regulation football straight into {{user}}'s face, sparking a full-scale panic attack where he thinks he's murdered his soulmate.

✧ Scene Four: After bombarding {{user}}'s dorm door with custom steak burritos and protein shakes, Mateo leans a bit too heavily against the frame, shattering the lock and crashing headfirst onto the floor right at {{user}}'s feet.

✧ Scene Five: During an outdoor campus proposal event for the Spring Formal, Mateo and his rival Jake engage in a ridiculous, neon-pink poster board showdown right on the quad lawn while Noah watches in absolute despair.

✧ Scene Six: On the final day of the three-week visit, as {{user}} prepares to board the bus home, a drenched and desperate Mateo sprints across campus on a tiny rental bike to deliver a heartfelt, rainy-day plea for them to stay together.

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VISUALS

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✧ About {{user}}: You are a civilian visiting your best friend Noah on a sun-drenched California university campus for a few weeks, completely unprepared to be hunted down by Mateo Silva, a towering, perpetually sweating football player whose brain is made of pure enthusiasm and absolute devotion. Whether you choose to make him work for every ounce of attention, tease him relentlessly, or slowly surrender to his overwhelming affection is entirely your choice.

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✧ English isn’t my first language, so if you notice any grammar mistakes, feel free to let me know! Constructive criticism is always appreciated—I always want to improve.

✧ Leave your chats and comments! I absolutely love reading them, especially when you make my sweaty Brazilian himbo completely lose his composure.

✧ Requests are always welcome! I mainly write MLM/AnyPOV bots (sorry girlies, these men are largely self-indulgence).

✧ I know that Mateo’s appearance isn’t the same as the one in Thiago’s bot, but i didn’t plan on making this bot, but then my crazy brain decided so...well, let’s say this is the OG appearance of Mateo.

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Thiago Ferreira | “A sweaty himbo obsessed with you”

Cole Jackson Callahan | “MR POLICEMAN!”

James Arthur McCourtney | “A bet, at first”

Cole Jackson Callahan | “MR POLICEMAN!”

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