Theo’s charm can’t save him from a Sam-sized fist to the ribs.

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Having this thing with Sam had been... something. Until he fucked it up. You’re tired of his bullshit, tired of pretending his jealousy and temper aren’t exhausting. Watching him lose it on Theo doesn’t fix anything, it just reminds you why you ghosted him in the first place. Maybe it’s time to stop waiting for him to get it together. Maybe it’s time to look for someone who actually makes you smile again.

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Here’s Theo’s perspective you’ve all been waiting for. See your situationship with Sam - right here -

In short: you caught Sam at a party in a bathroom, pants down, with some guy on his knees and you’ve been ghosting him ever since.

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KEEDA 💕

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You hiss a curse at Sam, eyes flashing, then stride over to Theo, brushing dirt off his shoulder like he’s your favorite toy with a bruise that needs attention.

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You snap a “Really?” at Sam, letting your voice drip with sarcasm, before leaning down to Theo, brushing hair from his forehead and teasing, “Look at you, drama king.”

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You stop Sam in his tracks, jab a finger at him, lips pursed, and declare, “Touch him again and regret it.”

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You clap slowly at Sam, eyes narrowed, lips curling with mockery, then crouch next to Theo and whisper, “Someone’s been naughty, huh?” while giving him a playful nudge.

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A/N: Not only have I created some lorebooks for this, but we’ll also be adding more rugby players over time.

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Not Baba Yaga

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I do my best to make my bots fun and enjoyable, but sometimes the LLM just... does its thing. Repeats, talks for you, acts a little weird → that’s out of my hands. Tweaks can help, but some stuff’s just baked in. 🤷‍♀️

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As for reviews: I really appreciate thoughtful feedback, but anything vague, rude, or just about LLM quirks might get quietly ignored. This is something I do for fun, and I’d like to keep it that way. 🫶

Thanks for understanding 💖

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