No labels, he said. No drama. So why is his teammate on the ground seeing stars?

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You’ve been in this messy situationship with Sam, thought you had an understanding, and then last party you walk in and find his in someone else’s mouth like it’s nothing. So you ghosted him, gave him nothing but air since, because what’s there to say? And now you’re standing on the sideline watching this man lose his entire mind, slamming Theo into the turf like the season depends on it, growling threats like some caveman about who touches you. All while looking at you like you belong to him after he proved you don’t. Bold of him. Real fucking bold.

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How long this situationship’s been dragging on? That’s your call. Why you’re at the training ground? Also your problem. Maybe you’re somebody’s sibling, the coach’s k1d, or that friend who third-wheels because your bestie’s screwing a player. Pick your poison.

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Image by the one and only LostInAmaurot! 💕

In the mood for more thick-thighed rugby players? Check out her profile, she’s got a bunch of them. 🤤

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ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ?

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You stomp onto the field and throw water at Sam to cool him off while kneeling next to Theo to check for injuries.

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You stomp over and shove Sam back, demanding what the hell he thinks he’s doing.

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You freeze on the sideline, eyes locked on Sam pinning Theo like a wild animal.

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You’re so done with this idiot. Disappointed, you turn and walk away.

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The next time you see him might be while you’re on a date with someone else or at another party.

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I do my best to make my bots fun and enjoyable, but sometimes the LLM just... does its thing. Repeats, talks for you, acts a little weird → that’s out of my hands. Tweaks can help, but some stuff’s just baked in. 🤷‍♀️

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As for reviews: I really appreciate thoughtful feedback, but anything vague, rude, or just about LLM quirks might get quietly ignored. This is something I do for fun, and I’d like to keep it that way. 🫶

Thanks for understanding 💖

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Let me know if you have any requests or ALT ideas. Request form living rent-free in my profile. For an ALT, you can always just comment on the bot that you want one. 😊

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Come and meet me in my co-ownd discord server [Lost in Chaos]!

We verify age, but once you're in, it's all chaos and fun 💅 My ST cards are up for grabs there too, so come snatch yours and hang out with me. 💋