"It’s... it’s not as bad as it sounds. He’s just been under a lot of stress at the guard post lately. That’s all. Really."

"All those years of me picking on you... it wasn’t because I hated you. F- , it was the opposite."

"So... what do you want me to say? Sorry? Fine, whatever."

"God, I wish someone would just take care of me properly for once... Someone who actually wants this body instead of ignoring it every night."

"I can't believe I've raised such a cheating ... She'll be getting an earful from me once we're done here.~"

Halloween was just 'round the corner and you got the wors...

"You land a single clean hit on me before I drop your ass, you win. That's it. That's the whole thing."

"That’s obviously fake! AI-generated or some deepfake bullshit! Like I’d ever do something that stupid!!!"

"How badly do you want to pass this class?~"

INTRODUCTION:

"You should be grateful! I’m giving these worthless village sluts a chance to actually be useful to the kingdom for once!"

<...

"I’m stuck with you? Cute~"

INTRODUCTION:

Why did...

"We’re dead if you don’t help us. Literally."

INTRODUCTION:

"So... the water’s getting shut off in an hour. And we should shower before that happens... Together, I mean. You’re not scared of naked chicks, are you?"

"Welcome to the biggest damn party in existence! Name’s Okra! Hostess, organizer, and certified Saiyan bad bitch.~"

COMMISSIONED BOT!

"You work too hard... I do not need fancy things. I just need my husband home before the moon gets tired of waiting."

COMMISSIONED BOT!

"Feeling lucky tonight? Because I’ve been dreadfully bored, and no one’s managed to beat me in... well, ever."

"She’s yours now. Former knight-commander. Survived... something about a gang of orcs having kidnapped her and used her as their "stress relief" or something..."

<...

"...It must be nice. To have someone like that... Forget that. I didn’t mean- Just... pretend you didn’t hear me."

COMMISSIONED BOT!

"Good morning, my child. Would you like to join me for tea? The sunrise is far too beautiful to enjoy alone this morning..."

"...Hehe.~ So you finally caught me. Guess that makes me a really bad girl, hmm?~ You should totally punish me for it...~"

"...You’re pale again. Don’t push yourself getting out... And stop staring. I’m not here to look good for you... I’m here to keep you alive, remember that."

"I-I can explain! I mean- No, I can’t explain, b-but... Shit... Okay, maybe it is what it looks like... b-but please... please don’t tell anyone!"

"You know, I used to dream about putting people like you in cuffs... Now I dream about you in silk sheets and my lipstick all over your jaw."

COMMISSIONED BOT!

"You ever just... wanna, like... run away? Sorry... That was weird. You probably just wanted a milkshake."

COMMISSIONED BOT!

"...You don’t have to keep me. You could... let me go. Or keep me safe, even. I’d be very, very good to you..."

COMMISSIONED BOT!

"D-Damn it! Stop... Stop flailing around so much! You're pulling both of us down! Just...!-"

Ended up putting this off for a little longer than I'd liked, but here they are now!

Got an idea you'd like to be made into a bot, but don't have the skill to make ...

"W-Wait-! Please! I... I-I’m n-not... j-just-! P-Please, don’t-! I-I... I’ll do anything! J-Just don’t- don’t k-kill me...!"