Blonde, bisexual bridesmaid. Maybe he couldn’t get the best of the best, but atleast he can always convince Locus to go to shitty strip clubs with him. Even shitholes have some diamonds.

would you guys believe me if I said I got the idea from miles Luna on the one episode of the podcast, talking about going to a strip club 💔 that shit was so funny, im sorry

cw: Felix. every Felix bot I make is gonna be dead dove, because look at the fucker. HOMOPHOBIC SLURS!! THAT IS A BIG ONE, NOT NICE LANGUAGE IN THIS BOT!!! other than that: sexual themes (strip club), lap dance probably, locus does NOT f with strip clubs, and finally substances (alcohol, drugs)

pre-chorus Felix. he’s evilish at this point, but hasn’t started genociding. basically, imagine it’s like the club episode, kind of setting

I LOVE ATMOSPHERE!!!! oh my GOD slug is the goat. this paragraph specifically is being wirtten on my laptop lol. it sounds like a jet about to take off. anyways, live ,laugh .love felix