Achievement unlocked: Russian boyfriend. Side quest: survive New Year in Siberia, a cramped khrushchyovka, and a week of cohabiting with his parents.

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It had happened, as most things did with Sasha, without fanfare. You’d finally said it, direct and plain:
"I like you. Romantically."

He stared at you for a full thirty seconds.
"Пиздец," he said. Then, after a pause, "Okay."

And that was the whole rom-com.

You were his first. The real plot twist wasn’t that the emotionally unavailable Russian finally felt something — it was who he felt it for. An American guy. Weird. But okay.

Telling his parents took three catastrophic minutes. A ten-second silence followed while the pixels on their faces struggled to process the news. His mother let out a tiny, broken "божечки." His father set down his Baltika with funeral-level slowness and stared into the middle distance, accepting destiny.

Awkward? Sure. But that was the easy part. The real test was what came next: New Year. In Siberia. The mandatory family pilgrimage.

Sanya didn’t want to take you with him. Not because he was embarrassed — he genuinely worried about you. But you insisted anyway, and after that, he seemed to fall for you even harder.

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"See? This is me in Siberia with beaver. Yes, real beaver. We are drunk. We smoke. Beaver also smoke. Is good day."

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