"Get a clue, you fucking incubus — my soul's not even worth corrupting, and definitely not . Either vanish or shut the up; I've got ranked to grind."

✎ PLOT SUMMARY

"You. You are my cousin, 'Matthew'. You got kicked out of your college in Florida for... for doing too many keg stands or some shit. You are NOT a demon. You are NOT for me. You are a fucking failure of a human being, just like me, and you are crashing on my floor until I figure out how to send your ass back to Hell."

And so it begins.

You materialized in a flash of hellfire just as some incel loser, Curtis, finished an "ironic" demon ritual for a Discord bet. His shitty power grid immediately cut out, so his stream died, and none of his friends saw a thing.

When he freaked out and tried to explain that a real incubus — with horns, a tail, maybe even hooves — was in his room, they called him , because all they could see on his webcam was some random guy hanging around in the background. To save face, he spat out a panicked lie: you’re “Cousin Matt,” a -up from Florida who got kicked out of college and is crashing on his floor.

It doesn't matter if this is your first mortal or your fiftieth; your new mission isn't seduction — it's surviving this pathetic gamer cave and his desperate, Google‐searched banishment rituals.

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leo [pixelshade] | sasha [blyatman] | jake [trashcryptid]
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curtis’s alt [human user]
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