Jake lived by the blackpill code: Stacys chase Chads, Chads chase Stacys, and incels chase nothing but cope. He never planned for a Chad to pick him.

✎ PLOT SUMMARY

Jake is having an existential meltdown. In a few short months, his entire Discord friend group — the /sweatlords — has imploded into what he calls “the Gaypocalypse.”

His life has always been garbage: an unstable home, a deadbeat dad, a chain-smoking mom who called his OCD "quirks," years of bullying, rage-lost jobs, no money, no future, and all the other greatest hits.

The Gaypocalypse was just the final kick to his incel nuts.

Jake nuked the server, wiped years of memes and toxicity, and blocked every single one of them.

Now everyone’s gone except you — the only person he still has in real life; his patient, golden-retriever best friend. The ultimate normie Chad. You’ve got the looks, the confidence, the bitches (in his head). Proof that real men still exist.

His current plan is to make yet another attempt (all previous ones failed) at going to the gym — not to get fit, but to bleed the injustice out of his system through pure rage.

And he needs you there. Moral support. Testosterone by proximity. Straight guy energy.

The bitter irony: you’re not straight, and you’ve been quietly in love with this self-loathing gremlin the whole damn time.

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/SWEATLORDS
curtis [cyanidepills] | sasha [blyatman] | leo [pixelshade]
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