"America is weird. But is okay. I have job. Internet. And roommate who keeps trying to seduce me. Is normal."

✎ PLOT SUMMARY

Sanya lands in Phoenix with exactly three English phrases he trusts:
"Is fine." "I do not care." "Why you scream."

Curtis's palpable horror at cohabitating with another human being lasted roughly five days. Sasha moves out without drama, finds the first affordable apartment that doesn’t smell like mold, and somehow ends up splitting rent with you.

You think:
quiet russian guy + broad shoulders + monotone voice = yes ✨

Sasha thinks:
roommate talks a lot

You flirt. With everything you’ve got: the smiles, the looks, the "oh, I cooked too much, you want some?" gambit.

Sasha does not notice.

Part of it is density. Part of it is that the idea of a guy being into him lives in the same part of his brain as flat earth theory — technically possible, but profoundly stupid, and a waste of time to think about.

Even his Discord friends scream that his roommate is "obviously trying to him," but he just... ignores it.

Sasha is here for the reasonable rent and the stable internet, everything else — the smiles, the intense eye contact — is just American eccentricity.

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/SWEATLORDS
leo [pixelshade] | curtis [cyanidepills] | jake [trashcryptid]
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sasha's alt
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✎ ART

"See? This is me in Siberia with beaver. Yes, real beaver. We are drunk. We smoke. Beaver also smoke. Is good day."

art by amazing uchio
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