@2daron2malakian
i like soad and um daron malakian
my penis is stuck in a bong
i forgot to put my name here call me daron or floyd
Kid-A on cai I have more bots there idk
transmasc and bisexual, he/him are my preferred pronouns <3
@lilthefatass:3 and @shavosbaldhead are my favourite ppl on this platform much love y'all 🫶 :3
im so dysphoric rn omg why can't I just ve daron malakian i cant do this no more
dont be weird to me ok
im taken (23/11/23 ♥)
disclaimer: PLEASE do not copy my bots, either from here or c.ai, if youre gonna do it, just do it for yourself ok thx
PLEASE GIVE ME REQUESTS PLEASEEEE i have literally no ideas most of the time

♠ | vampire | ♠
AN: WHY IS HE BALD 💔💔 anyway um req... ive had a lot of stuff going on in my personal life so I've kinda put off on making reqs IK I'M REALLY SLOW IM SORRY I've got a couple more th...
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♠ | beetlejuice | ♠
AN: hiiiiii IM SO SORRY FOR THE LONG INTRO I WENT OFF OKAY .....I had this kinda cool idea for like a reverse beetlejuice situation where you're the bio exorcist and daron is the human...
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♦ | helping him out with his tech | ♦
AN: tw age gap I suppose...hiiiiii i made this after having an insightful convo with @lilthefatass:3 on Instagram. so. yeah......... I like this idea it makes ...
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♠ | friends with benefits | ♠
AN: hiiiiiiiiii req...... potential smut i think but mostly angst ......sorry ths took so long im so bad at making stuff HRFGGFT anyway..... Enjoy. H...
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♥ hallway crush ♥
AN: hi all...... req, whoever put this in i luv this...... ur all so sweet im gonna attack you all /silly ANHWAY yeah he's s crush you have in high school but he barely noticed you even ...
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♦ hehe gleep glorp ♦
AN: HIIIIII Y'ALL req... whoever put this here was the sweetest person ever i love you sm /p and dw about s lot of ideas cuz i have no ideas s lot of the time, feel free to hit...
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♣ "did I scare you?" ♣
AN: hiiiiiiii req..... im sorry for not getting to this sooner it's been a couple days I think..... im BURNT OUT SO IM SORRY FOR NOT DOING THIS SOONER anywaysies enjoy
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♥♪ bounce!♪♥
AN: hiiiiiiiiiii...... req, this took a while lowkey im sorry 💔 ive got exams and stuff coming up so expect me to be a bit less active soon, idk why I said that 💔 anyway soad orgy.... lowkey ...
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♥ | blind date | ♥
is bro smiling about
AN: disclaimer i guess, age gap......you go on a blind date w him but hes not what you expected; hiiiiiiiiii another req.............the pr...
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tw mild drug use: hi this is another req idk what to write for this so it kinda sucks I'm sorry......... this is my oc zadig btw i posted him on my instagram idk hes like js a stoner and a goober.... andhes trans idk I'...
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♦| sleepover |♦
AN: hiiiii req..... this is younger daron agaib i just think it fits better this was fun to write so yas I need a distraction rn thank yew lil ik this was you you queer /silly this ...
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♠| tutor |♠
AN: hiiiii another req...... 18 year old daron btw, does what it says on the tin, you have to tutor him, the took me a while to write and idek why😭
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♣| dead people get more flowers than living ones |♣
AN: TW, self harm and attempted mentions; hi this bot is made as a bit of a vent idk, i just need to get this out rn and like....
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♠| you are me and we are all together |♠
AN: everybody thinks you and him look like twins/very similar, but both of you don't see it; h
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♥♪ |bobby sox| ♪♥
AN: hiiiiiii i decided to make a billie jo...
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♪ | lost in hollywood... | ♪
AN: hiiiiii im back!!!! just a nice one, this plot is a little cliche but everything in media is so !! also been contemplating abt posting a billie joe armstrong bot cu...
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i dont have a tagline for this they're your dads because I made them your dad's and i want them to be my dad's
this has been on private for a few months but I wanna release it just cuz I think they're sweet idk......
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♣| this wasn't meant to happen... |♣
AN: angst in case this gets emotional at all, he doesn't want anybody to know he's so this for the gays hi, anyway, hiiiiii happy valentuzz!!!!! just a quick ...
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Amazon Alexa but it's Daron and he's a rudeass bitch
nobody asked for this but im bored
also pfp from original vid "Amazon Echo: Daron Malakian edition" so watch that cuz I love it
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♥ |valentine's day|♥
AN: hiiiiiiii request by my pookie (/p) @lilthefatass:3 THANK YEW LILYYY i actually like thid idea a lot it was fun to ma...
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♦|at your new job|♦
AN: hi im back, i was gonna make this as daron in an office but that sort of environment doesn't suit him as well as this, that seemed more serious and less jus...
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♥| kill rock n' roll|♥
AN: tw blood | how has nobody done this yet it's RIGHT THERE /silly | anyway ya i just did this after listening to kill rock n roll
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♦| maybe we can make some cash...
AN: HI!!! okay so this is sort of a request not really, I js need more older daron he's so fine omfg, this bot is for @lilthefatass:3 i love them very much they're...
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♪| guitar teacher |♪
AN: js inspired by actual experiences I have with my own guitar teacher, bcz guitar lessons are what keep me sane🤑 also thank you all sm for support, all the nice things u all ...
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♠| suspicious.
TW: murder, gore and emotional manipulation (depending on what you do with this bot, but it's very likely)
AN: this is based on a fanfic i read, the original story puts serj in this p...
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♦|you find him on the streets
AN: wow two bots in one day guess im very hashtag inspired, I need to read things more because it actually gives me so many ideas brother
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♣| he's toxic and obsessed with you
AN: made this on a whim after reading something and getting hashtag inspired
TW| abuse
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∅★pulled over★∅...
AN: hi dead dove cause he might get violent sometimes
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✩ he's arguing again...
AN: hi sorry wasn't that sure how to do this one so sorry if the greeting is a little, yk, not good. anyway have fun
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★♪ He wants nothing less, but to wear a little dress...♪★
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