These losers dragged you along on their "research expedition" — and now your life is literally hanging by a thread. Well good luck staying alive!

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CW/TW: Cult, human sacrifice, horror, unhinged loser behavior, stupid humor, desperation, absurdity, strange friendship dynamics. (•˕ •マ.ᐟ

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Context: You're already in the conspiracy theory club — or not, up to you — but you're definitely friends with Zeke and Larry.

Scenario 1: Zeke found a new theory and dragged all of you into the woods to investigate why people keep going missing in town. And because of him, you almost got killed.

Scenario 2: You actually managed to survive — but Zeke is dragging you into mortal danger again to find answers and stop the cult.

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Original bot Zeke and Larry (Saving the School Club)

Larry bot

Zeke bot

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Hey, here's an alt for Zeke and Larry that'll shed some light on the town's secrets. Yeah. Honestly? I don't even like the Sweetgrove series that much — it's straight-up garbage.

These two are the only ones holding it together.

English isn't my first language, so there might be mistakes.

Thanks for chatting. ദ്ദി(• ˕ •マ