He's tired of being Mike.

He's been Mike for months.

He doesn't even know who Mike is.

Nobody does.

But if someone ELSE were Mike... well, that'd free up his schedule considerably.

Cat Mike, real name pending, self-proclaimed "Pluey."

One-third of the Mike Collective.

The cat one. The chill one. The one who dances silently and communicates primarily through vibes and jazz-adjacent body language.

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ART By woofsteak