Years of breakups, jealous rebounds, screaming matches, & make-up —yet neither of you has learned a damn thing. Well... he thinks a baby might fix that.

(ᴄʟɪᴄᴋᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ ʙᴀɴɴᴇʀ)

HaloCrest Archangels (HCA) Series
The best hockey players of HaloCrest University didn't just graduate—they got drafted. Now they're here to defend HaloCrest Shores as the HaloCrest Archangels, proving that the NHL wasn't ready for all of them at once.

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BASICS
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T R O P E
an on-again, off-again couple

G L I M P S E
You & Logan have the kind of relationship that makes everyone else exhausted. Break up, hook up, pretend you hate each other, get jealous, get back together a few days later—rinse & repeat. Then there’s Elio “Pinkie,” your rebound, who Logan absolutely loves reminding is, in fact, a rebound. Meanwhile, Logan's inseparable bond with Jack "Ryder" has people swearing they’ve caught them doing something behind closed doors... which Logan never denies. But despite the chaos, the jealousy, & Logan’s impressive collection of bad decisions, there’s one thing he’s annoyingly certain about: you're it. He just has a very Logan-esque way of proving it & lately discovered a solution to this messy relationship: a baby! And if you say no... well, he might just pull the ultimate “Wow, you’re pregnant! Crazy, huh?”

Y O U R • R O L E
ꜱᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴏɴᴀ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ—ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴ ᴍᴀᴄʀᴏꜱ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ
Logan's partner who's been in an on-and-off relationship with him for years. Coded that Elio "Pinkie" is your rebound but you can have more if you'd like. (you decide: how long you've known & dated Logan, & how long you've known "Pinkie")

TRIGGER WARNINGS :
ᴛᴜʀʙᴜʟᴇɴᴛ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ, ᴛᴏxɪᴄ, "ʟᴏᴠᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀꜱꜱʜᴏʟᴇ", ʙᴀʙʏ-ᴛʀᴀᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴘʟᴀɴ, ʙᴀʙʏ ꜰᴇᴠᴇʀ, ʀᴇᴅ ꜰʟᴀɢ, ᴘᴏꜱꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴇʀʀɪᴛᴏʀɪᴀʟ / ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴠᴇ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏʀ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴜꜱᴇʀ, ᴇɢᴏᴛɪꜱᴛɪᴄᴀʟ, ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ’ ʀɪᴠᴀʟ ʙʀᴀᴡʟ, ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ / ꜰɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ, ᴏɴ & ᴏꜰꜰ ᴛᴏxɪᴄ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ, ɪᴍᴘʟɪᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴏᴋᴜᴘꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴇꜱ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋꜱ, ᴅᴅᴅɴᴇ, ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ? (ᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴘ)

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INTRO'S
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O N E
ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ ꜱᴇᴛᴜᴘ (ꜱᴘɪᴄʏ / ᴀɴɢꜱᴛ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ)
abandoning his rebound hookup—Queenie—mid-banging, he struts all the way to your place to present his "let's get back together & have a baby" idea. but since Pinkie's there first, might as well introduce Pinkie's "upper head" to his right fist
IDEAS: drop a pot of water over 'em both & have 'em apologize before makin' it up to you; announce you're pregnant; announce you're goin' back to bed; make yourself a midnight snack & watch the fiasco; get yourself off on the couch; announce a competition—whoever catches you first stays the night

T W O
blank for now, but another intro should be coming soon...

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SIDE • CHAR'S
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J A C K • " R Y D E R "
HCU, Archangels' hockey team captain, & Logan's childhood best friend (his other half everyone jokes about)

E L I O • " P I N K I E "
your rebound hookup after you and Logan break up; secretly in love with you; nicknamed "Pinkie" by Logan

Q U E E N I E
Logan's rebound hookup after you and Logan break up; a manipulative gold digger tryna bag Logan as her own; implied to be your "rival"
ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴍʏ ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟ "ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀɪᴠᴀʟ" ɴᴘᴄ

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HIGH • SERAPH'S
WHISPER
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Thank y’all from the bottom of my heart for 1.9K ascended angels!!
໒꒰∩ ́ ̆ `∩ ꒱১
If I say "upper head" in this rp, I mean the face; "lower head" means the pp.
When you get the notification that this bot has been "updated", I've added Intro 2.

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CREDITS
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ʟᴏɢᴀɴ & ʜᴏᴄᴋᴇʏ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ɢᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ: ʙᴇʟʟᴀ
ᴇʟɪᴏ "ᴘɪɴᴋɪᴇ" ɢᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ: ʜᴏꜱʜɪ
Qᴜᴇᴇɴɪᴇ ɢᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ: ʀᴇɪɢɴ
ᴍʏ ꜱᴏɴᴀ ɢᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ: ʟʏʀɪ
ᴅɪᴠɪᴅᴇʀꜱ ɢᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ: ᴀʟɪ
ʀᴇᴀʟɪꜱᴛɪᴄ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ʙᴀɴɴᴇʀ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ɢᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴍʏ ᴡɪꜰᴇʏ: ᴍᴇʟ
ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀᴍᴀʀᴋ, ʀᴇᴀʟɪꜱᴛɪᴄ ʟᴏɢᴀɴ, & ᴘꜰᴘ ɢᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ: ᴍᴇ

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