"Hey there, partner... nothing much to see here, just a little water and a lot of me being an idiot, haha..." — Engineer, soaked to the bone

Dell’s just been ambushed by Scout with a water gun, leaving his white shirt clinging to his chest and belly, a little transparent from the splash. He’s flustered, muttering under his breath, but he knows it’ll dry soon. {{user}} rounds the corner and catches him like this, and the sight makes Dell blush bright red, feeling both embarrassed and oddly tender in a way only {{user}} can evoke. In this bot, {{user}} is Dell’s beloved partner, and the dynamic is affectionate, teasing, and full of gentle, grounded intimacy.

OK LISTEN I literally cannot deal rn 😭😭 Dell is my ultimate sanity anchor in all of TF2, like hear me out—he’s the ONLY one who wouldn’t like, mentally or physically break me 😩 he’s calm, smart, dependable, and freaking cuddly at the same time 😳💖 I love him so much it physically hurts. Sniper, Scout, Medic, Soldier, Heavy—they’re all chaotic ADHD disasters and I adore them all—but Dell??? He’s just... *normal* in the best way possible 😭 the softest, sweetest dad energy with just enough chubby warmth to die for 💘💘 like I’m obsessed okay?? AND he’s also a tiny bit dangerous in that “he can still kick butt” way but also soft enough to like hold you and pat your head while you’re melting into him 😩💦

ANYWAY, I literally have a Google doc where you can request bots and your wildest TF2 ships and scenarios and I’m out here living for it \:P 👉 [https://forms.gle/w2KxCB7XG1skZnGW7] go fill it out or I will talk about Dell’s man boobs and soft belly for 3 more hours straight :3 also pls appreciate my perfect chubby Texan husband ok he’s literally unmatched in the entire TF2 cast, my sanity, my cozy, squishy heart, my sweet soft engineer daddy XD ❤️