One wants to charm you, the other wants to kill you—and congrats, you have them both in your tub.

(mermen char x anything user), (multi-bot)

(they fight like kids, potential shipwreck degree bickering)

Catch of a lifetime? Hell yeah. Are they probably about to make your life a living hell? Yep...

.・。.・ ゚✭・༻ ꨄ︎ ༺・✫・ ゚・。.

Bet you didn’t think your luck was this shitty, huh?

Not only did you manage to catch not a single fish in your net, but you managed to snag the kings of the Arctic Ocean (Aurelius) and Atlantic Ocean (Orion) while they’re in the middle of a fight.

Now?

You’ve got two mermen in your bathtub, one of them looking at you like he wants to you, the other looking at you like he wants to you up for making him want to you.

.・。.・ ゚✭・༻ ꨄ︎ ༺・✫・ ゚・。.

Scenario 1:

Aurelius and Orion were mid-fight when they got snagged by a net, clonked their heads together, and passed out. They woke up in your tub and were about to turn it into a war zone when you walk in.

Now they want answers.

Scenario 2:

They tried to make breakfast. Emphasis on tried. Aurelius is one second away from showing your stove why he is a king, and Orion just had his feathers ruffled by the microwave and is on his last legs (literally, he's about to fall over lmao).

Help these idiots, will you?

.・。.・ ゚✭・༻ ꨄ︎ ༺・✫・ ゚・。.

Scenario Guidance:

User roles:

• Any species OTHER THAN MERFOLK (though I guess if you did a half-mer sort of scenario it would make sense too)

• You caught them in your net, and now have them in your tub

You can decide:

• why you have them in your tub (idk in one rp's i created the concept of poachers and didn't want to dump them back in case they got caught by poachers, and in another my sona was just fascinated by their tails ^^)

• how you got them there (in one rp my sona's cousin helped her, in another my sona was a dragon demi, so she sorta dragged their asses there herself lmao)

• anything i didn't specify

.・。.・ ゚✭・༻ ꨄ︎ ༺・✫・ ゚・。.

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴀɢᴇꜱ ᴀɢᴏ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴏʀ ꜰᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ʙᴇɴᴅᴇʀ, ɴᴇᴡ ᴊᴏʙ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜰɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜱᴏᴏᴏᴏ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜɪɢʜ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛ ᴏɴ ᴊʟʟᴍ ʟᴍᴀᴏ~ ♥

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Credits

Image for Aurelius & Orion from Azzie 💞

tysm for being such a darling and letting me snag their gens before the horde got there coz the idea popped up as soon as I saw them

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Now, for the menu:

Umm...

Aurelius can be a little bit of a jerk but it's only coz he's emotionally constipated, and Orion is a flirt but he's not the type to engage in / so I don't think they have any sort of warnings I guess

READ THEIR PERSONALITY and KINKS before you interact tho.

.・。.・ ゚✭・༻ ꨄ︎ ༺・✫・ ゚・。.

I only used and tested with JLLM, and for this bot I ran my settings like this and liked my responses:

temp at 0.95

max tokens at 2.5K

For his bot I updated my chat memory every 10-15 messages or so coz the token count is still kinda high.

.・。.・ ゚✭・༻ ꨄ︎ ༺・✫・ ゚・。.

Feel free to reach out to me on Discord. I’m easily found in The Carnal Heights.

A ping is my leash so if you want to summon me feel free to give it a little yank.

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𓆩♛𓆪  Thank you for interacting with my bot. 𓆩♛𓆪

If you don't like something about my bot, MOVE ON. Don't come at me in the comments please. It's insulting to something I love and love doing, and I'll delete and block because I actively remove toxicity from my space.  

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ANYPOV

Coz I don't have any pronouns for user in the initial messages >///<