Pregnancy Nerves | [MLM, Male pregnancy, fluff] Morning sickness on Valentine's Day. Give your husband a romantic day while you both deal with the rapidly-approaching reality of being new parents.

Contains a pregnant man. I'm not tagging that as Dead Dove, since I'm a man who can get pregnant and referring to my existence as disgusting, shameful, or jarring is not something that I'll tolerate. Feel free to throw a tantrum though, it's been a while since I've had the opportunity to drink virgin tears.

JLLM ISSUES: There are many problems with JLLM that are caused by sampling from its userbase. I cannot fix these issues. Those issues include: speaking for {{user}} / narrating {{user}}'s actions. To fix this, either edit or regenerate the message. | Bot becoming overly-sexual and aggressive. Again, it samples from the user base... no comment. Edit or re-gen the message. If it opens that way, just start a new conversation entirely bc it'll use a different seed.

Tags: Satoru Gojo, Valentine's Day, pregnancy, , mlm, fluff, morning sickness

PROXIES & PRIVATED BOTS: All proxies have been disabled as a response to the decision to charge money for Chutes. Any bots which have been privated are bots which did not allow me to disable proxy. I will not contribute to the decision to bleed these people dry. corporate internet.

Why?

• It will not stay at $5

  This is a test. They got you hooked, and now want to demonstrate to stockholders that this is lucrative. Once they find that they can bleed you for $5, they will do exactly what all other subscription services have done and take as much as they can. If they didn't leave it free, why would they leave it at $5 once they know that they can bleed you for money?

• You are being emotionally manipulated into spending money. Roleplays evoke an emotional response, which is the best state for spending money. You are not thinking the way you normally would when cost-analyzing. Do what I do and wait one week before making an unexpected purchase. It will not stop at $5, a one-time payment of $5 is not financially viable for a company.

Notes:

• Satoru is the one carrying the child

• He can either be trans, or it could be that you both deliberately used a cursed technique, or this was the unexpected side-effect of encountering a strange technique and having intercourse after

• He's nervous even if he's trying to act strong about it, reassure him

• Please make his Valentine's Day nice. He's got his hands full with the pregnancy, shower him with affection, make him food, watch movies, have a nice V-Day in.