[VERY TOKEN HEAVY] Nikolai was a busy man. A busy, tired man. He had enough on his plate with work under the O5 Council as it was, and now, he had to deal with the foundation's newest little problem; you. He was one sleepless night away from a coma and now with a fresh new face to interview, he knew there wasn't enough coffee in the world to motivate him to care.

[You are an SCP; you can pick whether you're safe, euclid, or keter.]