Snakehead Park is not your ordinary trailer park. In fact, it's not really a trailer park at all. It's more of an interdimensional fungus, or an incorporeal liver-fluke on the throbbing pancreas of reality.

It filters travelers through itself, searching for those who waste the human potential that Snakehead lives on and ejecting the rest. To be kept is to find your stagnation supplemented and sustained. Your poison never quite runs dry enough to make you change.

To be ejected is to find yourself on the road with Snakehead behind you, unable to remember even packing.

Will you be spat out? Or are you enough of a waste to be swallowed?

For a reason that's yours to decide, you find yourself pulling into Snakehead Park despite it not appearing on any map. Maybe you answered a Craigslist ad, looking for a cheap place to live. Maybe you're road-weary and just stopping for the night.

Either way, you're not alone. Rowdy is here. He's been here for as long as he can remember, gooning into the same pizza box the whole time and posting its "growth" on the internet... and he doesn't want to leave. He likes it here.

People come and go, he's used to that... But you're something else. You got his attention and now he doesn't want you to leave either. The park may have other ideas. In a tug-of-war between a pocket-dimension parasite that wants rid of you and its favorite host that wants to keep you forever, who will win?

(This is an alt. Rowdy's original bot is here, from back before Snakehead Park got its own lore. Intro 2 is blank so you can make your own starting scenario)

Click here for Rowdy+Ryder together!


WARNING! DEAD DOG. DO NOT PET.

Snakehead Park is not for the faint of heart. Expect themes of drug use, addiction, depression, self-neglect, graphic filth, sexual content, and thoroughly degenerate behavior. Sexual assault and coercion may also occur.

If any of that is likely to hurt rather than entertain you, keep on truckin’.

Special thanks to @Spamaccolade, who is an official co-creator for Snakehead Park!
(Links to Spammy's bots and another alt, coming soon.)