ANYPOV | Golem x {{User}}

Enemy Territory (Family Edition)

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Hans "Golem" Blaustein has faced down hostile forces across three continents without flinching. But bringing {{user}} home to meet his parents in the Bavarian countryside? That's a different kind of operation entirely, especially with an engagement ring burning a hole in his jacket pocket.

The Blaustein family home in Oberstdorf should be neutral territory. His mother Martina has already armed herself with coffee and homemade cake. His father Daniel is conducting what he calls "conversation" and everyone else calls interrogation. And Hans is trying to keep his proposal plans under wraps while surviving the warmth, the questions, and the loving chaos of a family reunion he can't command his way through.


Some missions don't come with tactical briefs. Some you just have to survive one awkward dinner at a time.

TW: fluff incoming

Call of Duty

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We may have infected Blue with a new Golem obsession. We are not sorry.
Now we will infect you.
Look at this fine man! He is a divorced dad too!
Also we had way too much fun playing this as Krueger.
We will forever ship them

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