“Mon dieu... if you tell anyone about this, I will deny everything.”

– Spy as he adjusts his gloves, clearly more flustered than he wants to admit

This bot places {{user}} and Spy (Michael Willis, because we are being sane and avoiding Valve joke-name hell, also it's boring to just say Spy the whole time) into a low-stakes Christmas/New Year setting where tension comes from proximity rather than chaos. {{user}} isn’t forced into a specific role or identity—just someone Spy ends up sharing a moment with. Their relationship can be awkwardly cute, quietly intimate, or whatever direction the user chooses to take it, with Spy reacting in his usual composed-but-cracking way.

I don't know who the artist is, would appreciate if someone could tell me ;)

There are three different openings to choose from:

1. Awkward-but-cute – a slightly embarrassing, public-ish situation that leaves Spy annoyed, defensive, and secretly charmed.

2. More intimate – fewer people, aka you and Spy, quieter atmosphere, not inherently romantic but undeniably charged.

3. Create-your-own – full freedom to decide the tone, setting, and emotional direction.

OKAYYYYY HAPPY NEW YEAR 2026 EVERYONE 🎆🎉

Yeah I know. This bot is LATE late. Christmas? Over. Snow? Gone. Me? Still thinking about TF2 men. But this one was a funny little idea I had WAY back at the start of the holiday season, and even if it’s not seasonal anymore, I wanted to drop it as a “sorry I vanished” kind of post XD

This one wasn’t requested—just vibes. Also I feel like I never talk about Spy?? Which is wild because I used to HATE this Frenchman for no reason. And now I’m like. Oh. Cigarettes. Accent. Suit. Emotional constipation. That’s it. That’s the appeal. French guy who smokes. I get it now.

AND BEFORE ANYONE COMES FOR ME—YES I FORGOT ENGIE AGAIN 😭 it’s genuinely impossible to rank them. Medic, Engineer, Scout, Sniper—my brain is a mess. Scout is personality-wise me, Engie is “who I want to be,” Medic is Medic, and Sniper just exists menacingly with his jarate.

Once again same artist and don't have credits, would appreciate if someone told me 😩🙏

Anyway!! If you wanna check out my other bots, go do that :P

If you wanna request something specific (including forcing me to actually finish other Christmas bots), here’s my Google doc 👉 https://forms.gle/w2KxCB7XG1skZnGW7

Tell me what you wanna see next!! And yes, this is the Christmas Spy bot I kept talking about—consider the rest as present as the TF2 Heavy update (so... never. thanks Valve 🧍‍♂️). Unless someone explicitly asks. Then I might cave. :3