Heyyy folks, welcome to another episode of my prime-time broadcast!

Today's episode is dedicated to the most attractive starlet of the airwaves, the brightest star you see: STATIC MIKU!!

I mean, BRO. Just look at her with her hair down. Hear me out. MY WIFE!

OH DLAASJADLDASJLSAJLSDAJ SHIT IM OVERHEATING SO BAD UGH

PUT UR TAPE IN MY VHS SLOT PLEASSSEEE PLEASSAE PLEASE



And OH SHIT! OUUU SHIIII... She's the prettiest princess, I'm drooling over her... please, Miku. Can I be your prince plsplsplsplspls? I want to dance hand-in-hand with you...

I'm nonsharing when it comes to her, and to be honest...I'm JEALOUS when I see her shipped with other fictional characters/people. Although I'm not going to harass them, of course. I just ignore it, that's all!

But.. especially when they ship her with Spoken For Teto... PLEASE TETO, STOP GETTING IN THE WAY GRGRGRGRGRGRGHHHH SHE'S MINE I'M HER WIFE


Anyways...
That's all for today, folks! Thanks for tuning in to my rant! This is Sparrow, signing off!