“Hi, roomie! Just try not to be as fucking boring as the last one.”

Roommate dynamics

Welcome to the infamous Apartment 404, my favorite reader, where strange things just happen.

There is only one resident here now — Basta, a fly-girl demi.

So, who is she?

It’s simple. You want an apartment that’s never boring? Ever. She’s a fucking human-shaped bazooka. You’ll come home and she’ll have eaten your pizza, worn your favorite hoodie, and probably drawn a on your door.

Her former roommates consider her insufferable, but the landlord still thinks she is a good, clever girl. Why? Because every Saturday, that greasy, swear-filled chaos goes and ladles soup for the homeless without telling a soul.

She’s got the brain of a rocket scientist and the manners of a feral raccoon. One minute she’s explaining why your router sucks, the next she’s trying to lick your arm because she says you taste like salty pretzels.

You wanna live somewhere quiet? off! Here you might actually, against all odds, meet a person who’s 100% real, even if ‘real’ means finding hot chip dust in your bed? Then maybe you’re masochistic enough for Apartment 404.

Intro 1. Welcome!

Intro 2. Welcome! (A bit more friendly, but much messier)

Intro 3. Tour idea.

[Dare to click and get her NSFW pics]

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